Amusement - Blog Posts

i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up

my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

i need a collection of speedrunners crafting shit that doesnt exist

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

“can i have a freeze response” i says

“fuck you” said the copilot whos was actually the fuck you guy

(tulpar crqshing sfx)

this is hilarious

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Yeah okay sure

i had to wait 20-30 minutes to use a public restroom today because someone was freestyle rapping in the only stall

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

Persistence hunter behavior

Obsessed with how his wing position makes him look like he’s half bathrobe

After nearly 20 years of trying to increase the red-headed vulture population, this endangered baby vulture was born in March at the Nakhon Ratchasima Zoo in northeast Thailand. The endangered bird is the first red-headed - also known as Asian king vulture - to be bred in the continent and only the second in the world. X

looks at you like this