A few concerns-
I fear that if you were to enter my office, your ego would knock over all of the instruments over, and break them!
Is there any way for you to leave it outside? I'm not even sure it would fit through the door......
Sending love and kindness,
Doctor J Cello
@doctor-cello
Is this a veiled invitation to your office? How sweet And hey, my ego is not that big, it's just that not everyone can understand how much I do for the foundation and mean to them.
Your office will be fine if it is tidy. And I'm not talking about basic dusting of shelves or cleaning of desk, I'm talking about complete -harmony- and order in the office. Files arranged alphabetically, not a single trash on the desk.
If there is not at least that, I'm afraid I will have to lecture you, young lady.
WHAT!?💢 What do you mean, "He hasn't been fired yet." Are you saying there's any chance I'll get fired from my cozy spot in the medical department? RIDICULOUS!😤 And you haven't listed all my duties that I perform! You, as I see, have decided to completely devalue me in the eyes of others, right?
I create warmth and comfort in our cabinet, which was initially gloomy, boring, and dull without me!
I create a working atmosphere so that Dr. Jekyll would be in the mood for work. Yes, yes, yes!
I do not allow you to overexert yourself at work and stay there for a long time, and also help you finish things on time.
There is another important point, you forget to eat and are often very cold, doc. I have to watch this too, no matter what you say.🤭
OOC- wait who are the different characters on here? Like i see a few different ones in the tags?
tagging dr cello so that I get a notif when its answered @doctor-cello
OOC? Glassy, I presume?
Elizabeth Harper, or simply Lizzy, is a nurse, a small ray of sunshine in this hole. You know what she said when applied for a job here? "I like the humanity." That's bloody unbelievable. I'm trying to persuade her to spend a couple of extra years to become an MD, but she prefers things as they are.
Terence Homilion @terencehomilion — once an investigator, now he's an assistant of mine. He hasn't been fired yet 'cause he's hellishly good at paperwork and healing concoctions. But, usually sometimes his potions turn out to have unpredictable effects.
Taurice Lemming @justtaurice — The Motherfucker. His sense of humour is beyond my humble comprehension of this genre, regardless, he's an ace interrogator and a huge pain in the ass when caffeinated. The lad lacks any fight-or-flight response—as well as driving skills—so I see him rather often.
Vincent Vancauun @vincentvanc — an intern, a vampling, Maxwell's pain at the moment. Like a young orange cat, he tends to stick his nose wherever and whenever, ogling our supply of O(I) Rh-. He's pretty capable and witty though. Moreover, he's got the motivation to prove people that he's worth a lot without his rich daddy's help, so that's a win if trained properly.
Dr. Edward Maxwell... Well, that's one of our former combat medics, though I prefer him to stay somewhere in the training wing because he reeks of blood and alcohol. Constantly. It's not his fault, more of a peculiarity of the physiology, but he's loud. Too loud for the MedBay.
So, I hope it answers some of the questions in your head.
Draw
DRAW THEM MORE OFTEN
I WANT TO ADMIRE YOUR BOYS MORE OFTEN Edward is very tasty........ (And a little hot)
Henry gets a new haircut every time I draw him *ahem*
who taught you how to sign up for tumblr? fucken bigass ears 😭 leave some sound for the rest of us
-you know who
Only one single -pathetic mortal- laughed at my certain advantage over people like you, 🐹🐹🐹Taurice🐹🐹🐹, right? In any case, the topic now is not about my advantages, but about how I learned to register on sites Well, my main teacher in using computers is @dancing-drake
Thanks to him, I can easily navigate websites and the Internet in general. He also introduced me to a game that I now love very much. Speaking of which… Guess what race I play in Warcraft?
All jokes aside, I actually missed your annoying presence, as well as your vampire comrade.
Dearest Terence,
something huge has come to my attention.
Your hair looks so, SO braidable.
May I braid your hair PLEASE
[insert puppy dog eyes Jade Cello]
If you are to doubt my skills, you could ask for @justtaurice's review.
-Dr J Cello
@doctor-cello
Look who decided to write to me, hi kiddo!👋
I usually don't let anyone touch my hair, but I'll make an exception for you.🤭
I like the way hair looks when it's braided, but the difficulty for you will be that my hair is very curly, if that doesn't stop you from trying, good luck braiding it.
deep breath exhalation
(beloved naughty boy..)
I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS STRICTLY!
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Eh…I guess I should have scrolled down…💫 BONUS OH YEAH 💥GECKO DANCE💥
I think I did something stupid trying to make a potion from some red-capped mushrooms that I didn't recognize. Although there were not only red mushroom caps, but also green and brown ones, but I remember the one with the red one They looked cool!😍💘 I thought it would be cool to add them to one of the recipes! During the process the flask with the potion exploded and started emitting strange fumes, I have a slight suspicion that the fumes are poisonous💥💫💔 ......
Ahwem.. Heheh... What should I do to keep from dying right now? 🥴💦
Piss on a towel, hop on one leg three times, clap twice and GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.
On my way.
While I'm trying to think of the best way to kill a dead man twice, who else of you, farts of evolution, is there?
Dear Tenence,
Why is your ask button labeled "Dare to take a risk" (or whatever i alr forgot sry)?
Am I, by putting in an ask, taking a risk?
Terence, you wouldn't put me at risk, yes? You wouldn't?
Slightly afraid,
Dr J Cello
@doctor-cello
Usually they say that it is sometimes dangerous to deal with me, because, supposedly, the reaction to any question can be unpredictable?
Although I never cause physical harm, no, rather a small scandal, okay? Because many people try to hurt my pride and me in general
Also, my answers can depend on my mood, and I am not ashamed of it
And I decided that it would be cool if I called this button "ready to risk", if a person comes to ask me about something, either he should be ready for the fact that I may not be satisfied with his question, or I will not be in the mood
But I want to say that you don't irritate me yet. You are a cutie sweet pie💞
Guys❗❗ look who I caught! This is the director of the medical department
He is sleepy and angry, But these are quite typical conditions for him
@dancing-drake What do you say?