Today I Learned That Lockdown Is About As Tall As Optimus Prime

“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

Greetings. 

Uh, so I’ve been working on this meta post for around 3 months now, gathering screenshots, gathering feedback, gathering more screenshots. The result is what could conceivably be called thorough.

Compared to the animation I made as the header, the post’s content was much harder to put together and write; I consider the animation icing on the cake. If you liked the animation, and like Chara (or don’t like Chara) then please consider reading the meta. It’s finally done!

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I'm embarrassed of how long this took to make

random bitter aspiring authors on "writing advice" blogs: Don't make your main characters super special mary sues. don't make them better than other people or more interesting. your main characters should be boring average guys with the personalities of wood pulp

the Epic of Gilgamesh: Gilgamesh was objectively the best man ever. He was the hottest, sexiest, most gorgeous hunk of pure manly awesomeness that ever lived and he used a sword that weighed 120 pounds.

i love how first we thought wanda had messed up the multiverse, then sylvie, then peter and stephen

JUST TO FIGURE IT OUT IT WAS ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME

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HEYhowdy, so,

lacking context right now, but I’ve been getting intrigue on this Gordon design but haven’t shared him yet just bc I have no idea how to introduce him :’]

I keep drawing him too much tho so here he finally is (and others bc im hopeless dsfkjhsfd)

lalter: i cut you orange slices 

mordred: I don’t like oranges 

lalter: well fuck you then cut your own fruit!! 

lalter, five minutes later: i cut you apple slices