my favourite brand of marichat . dumb and dumber 2
Oh, but angels making nests for their human partner when they’re feeling amorous. Nests of the finest silk blankets, their own feathers, luxurious pillows and satin sheets. Angels wearing the flashiest, gaudiest garments to catch their human’s eye, polishing armour to within an inch of its life and puffing their chests out whenever they travel together, shooting glares at other angels, inviting a challenge.
Makers getting growly and possessive of their human partner. Showing off their strength to impress them, building immense sculptures in their partner’s image, even building houses for them to prove they can provide a safe, warm place for their human to live. Gigantic, burly makers utterly melting under their human’s gentle touches and feather-light kisses.
Demons positively draping their human partner in expensive jewels and golden finery. Demons spending hours sharpening their horns and claws to scare off other demons who might get too close. Touching their partner at every chance they get to leave their aroma behind, then getting huffy and frustrated with their human when they have a shower and wash the scent off.
The intro of Transformers series (1984 - 2020)
i want to know what kind of effects eating hot cheeto macaroni and drinking orange joe in the same meal would have on my body
Venom: ‘they’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body.
Deadpool: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.
Spiderman: that’s terrifying.
dutybound in triplicate
SWAPFELL FRANS ✨ the clash of tsunderes
i wanted to do this comic for the LONGEST time and here it is!!
EDIT: edited some things that annoyed me
“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.
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