WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Promo shoot from a few months back while I catch up on archiving <3

📸 - V

Status update: I tied my laces.

Oh my laces are untied…

I'm heterosexual which means I'm attracted to you… @diezepam

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

I- Yes, apparently I'm a simp for short guys now- GAHH

After a lot of begging, I decided to end up posting this luci doodle I finished!! >:) it's a great day to be a cowboy lover isn't it 🙏

LMFAO THEY'RE BOTH BOOMERS

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Rat poison

can we talk about how the weirdest part of staticmoth isn't even the fact that they're toxic to each other?

it's how they both react to each other's toxicity with nonchalance.

like. first, during val's tantrum, val throws a glass at vox, or well, in his vicinity.

then vox just... steps away like it's nobody's business, barely bothered by it.

and later, when it's vox's turn to be angry, he roughly pulls val down, shakes him, and shouts at his face.

then val just... shrugs it off.

usually when you think of a toxic relationship, you'd probably think of person A being toxic to person B then person B biting back just as toxic until it's a back and forth of toxicity, a full-blown fight.

but that. that's not staticmoth. staticmoth is fucking weird in that when one is acting toxic towards the other, the other acts nonchalant and doesn't retaliate. then they switch roles on who the toxic one is and who the nonchalant one is.

I am not at all denying the toxicity in their relationship, but they certainly are a really fucking weird brand of toxic that is just. so hard to describe.

I thought I'd insult Bill Cipher for funzies.

"I see bricks no six-s" 😭

@birbalertt @ch4i-teaa

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

@diezepam IT'S A THIRD SECRET THING LMAOOO

I like depicting an alastor who has no interest in a relationship or f*cking but is happy to show affection to his friends 🥰 in my drawings, he kisses for funzies. not because he has fallen in love. thank u for your attention ♥️

WAIT NOW I WANT TO SEE SEASON TWO OF ARCANE… UGH. My fucking school won't let me have time for myself. They pointed a middle finger to my head and said: work you bitch, you won't rest until we're satisfied. Honestly… Viktor has been one of my fav characters ever since I saw him. He looks so frail but he's so fucking strong MENTALLY and PHYSICALLY. My body would've ditched me on the spot if I were in his shoes.

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)