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Hermione: Blaise have you seen Draco? I can't find him anywhere!

Blaise: Did you call out for him?

Hermione: Yes, and I even tried using an apple to tempt him

Blaise: Well there is one other way, but you won't like it

Hermione: *hesitant* Umm...okay?

Blaise: *walks up close to Hermione* You ready?

Hermione: *gulps and nods*

Blaise: *goes to take final step, hears noise behind him, sighs, turns head to look back, sees nothing* What the?

Blaise: *turns head back, and comes nose to nose with Draco*

Draco: *glaring* I said no touchy.

Blaise: *pulls back in shock, and moves head to look behind Draco at Hermione who is being held by Draco's arms behind him* Found him

The Ultimate OTP

(( OOC: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??! ))

Kate Winslet honors Alan Rickman at 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

Befriend a Slytherin.

They are not only useful to have as friends, but also one of the most loving people when they like you.

Severus was a damaged person he was not a bad or good person. He was physical emotional abuse by his father and torment during his school days. Which put him on a self-destructive path with really choice he made. He had a heart, but, because of his upbringing he did not know how to break the cycle of dysfunction and create something better and more sustainable and fulfilling. Not all abuse victim are like Harry some stay in that place because its deep inside their brain that they deserve it.

preaching to the choir here

This would be awesome

All I want is a FREE Harry Potter dating app so I can find my nerdy soulmate, OK. I want it to include houses and ships and potentially be called “Howlr.” Come on squad let’s make this happen!

Talk to me about Slytherins

Talk to me about Slytherins

Slytherins who are ambitious, and yet lazy as hell. Slytherins who have so many ambitions that they wallow in despair while trying to choose one. Slytherins who get anxiety when they feel like they won’t be able to achieve their dreams. Slytherins who will cut a bitch if they try to interfere with their long term goals. Slytherins who, when given a task will go to the ends of he’ll to achieve it, but with no purpose will sit around doing nothing all day long. Slytherins who hide their social anxiety by being the snarkiest, most sarcastic person they can be…and yet being the softest most caring person with their best friend (slytherpuff for the win) (still don’t lose their snark tho)

Slytherins who support the underdog in a team because they know what it feels like to be the weak link, and goddamn if they let anyone else feel like that. Slytherins who get only four hours of sleep because they have so much to do so they can go ahead and achieve their dreams

Just…Slytherins, man

Literally me during my GCSE exams. I did good by the way 😁

Me : i need to study i need to consentrate

My brain : snape, snape, severus snape

snape, snape, severus snape