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chillin on a Saturday night

don’t make me tap the sign…

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

I will love this always and forever 😂😂

please expand on your peter parker teaching the avengers vines headcanon, i c r a v e more details.

I had wayyy to much fun writing this you have no idea.

So at first it’s just Peter and Ned because Peter never does ANYTHING without his guy in the chair.

That confuses the fuck out of the Avengers bc they can make no sense of it??? 

Clint’s the one who realizes how useful that might be and proposes the idea of teaching all the Avengers the “secret communication” thing that Peter and Ned use

Ned has a heart attack because holy shit he gets to teach the avengers vine references

But they basically sit down forever and Peter explains what vine even is (needless to say, all the Avengers are confused af)

Which leads to vine lessons (and a lot of confused breakdowns because Peter what the actual fuck that makes no sense)

It takes a looooooong time before they get the hang of it

Shuri cameo to prove that Peter and Ned aren’t insane and that it’s a teenager thing

Natasha gets it the fastest, followed by Bucky, to everyone’s suprise (they say it’s because they’re hip with the kids even though Peter explains that no one has said “hip” in like a billion years, but really it’s just because they’re used to secret codes)

Soon it expands into the battlefield and a lot of villains are caught off guard

Peter is the one who makes the main calls until the others catch on to it

Some of the references they use include:

“Miss Keisha, Miss Keisha, oh my god she fucking dead” to relay that a teammate is injured/being moved to medbay

“Ahhh stahp,” cues to Steve chucking his shield at the main enemy while saying “I could’ve dropped my croissant!”

“It’s an avocado” *Bruce turns into the Hulk* “thaaaanks”

“hurricane Katrina, more like Hurricane Tortilla” means Thor does the iconic lightning storm

“Would you like the spider in your hand?” “Yea,” “Say please,” “Please?” *Peter flies in screaming*

The one I mentioned earlier: “This bitch empty,” *camera pan to Thor screeching yeet as he throws his hammer*

“and then they were roommates… oh my god they were roommates!” is reserved for creating the Avengers Circle™ 

…and that’s all I have for now but feel free to rb and add to this mayhem

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BONUS:

Ned becomes the Offical Vine Captain of the Avengers because he’s so underappreciated and I would die for him so he’s being included

Daze of Pollen Masterlist

(Work in Progress)

Pairing: (cis)fem!Reader x Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Sam Wilson

Warnings: Smut. 18+ only. Sex pollen (but consent is explicit), foursome, threesome, unprotected sex, m/m smut, sex marathon. (Will be specified further in each chapter)

Summary: Bucky, Steve, Sam and you are in the safe house post mission when a retrieved Hydra device activates, releasing a kind of pollen you don’t know of, but the effects of which are soon discovered.

A/N: This is my submission for @buckyssoul​​ ‘s Rae Hit 1k Marvel Writing Challenge. I’m sorry for the delay, but I hope you like it. I’ll try to keep the chapters coming every week.

A/N 2: This series is gonna be pure smut, (all of the events supposedly happening on the same day) with each chapter focusing on a particular pairing or kink.

I’m taking requests if you want a particular kink to be featured. Send me an ask or text me for the same or to be tagged.

Words so far: 8.7k

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

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Daze of Pollen Taglist

Oh Captain

(Mature! 18+ Only!)

Not Completed

Masterlist

One - A Proper Party

Two - Now It’s A Party

Three - Baby Girl

Four - Kinky?

Five - Good Girl

Six - Captain

Seven - He Returns

Eight - Yes Captain

Nine - In Control

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A Smutty World

Masterlist

** Means it’s mature, smut, 18+ <OG> Means it is still On Going -List of Characters/Shows/Movies -Prompt List #1 Lap Dance One Shot Series <

The New Girl ~ Social Media AU

Stark!Reader

Summary: You just moved to New York with your dad, Tony Stark, and you have to adjust to a new life. Luckily, you meet some great friends, including your new crush, Peter Parker.

A/N: this is my first social media au so i’m sorry if its not great but i just haven’t had the mental capacity to write lately lol so i hope you enjoy this series :)

Status: ongoing

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I'm not doing my normal taglist for this one bc its not technically writing so just lmk if you want to be tagged :)

Oh Captain

(Mature! 18+ Only!)

Not Completed

Masterlist

One - A Proper Party

Two - Now It’s A Party

Three - Baby Girl

Four - Kinky?

Five - Good Girl

Six - Captain

Seven - He Returns

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A Smutty World

Masterlist

** Means it’s mature, smut, 18+ <OG> Means it is still On Going -List of Characters/Shows/Movies -Prompt List #1 Lap Dance One Shot Series <

stucky fics*

this city bleeds its aching heart - 34k - “The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.“

The Art Of Trolling - 4k - “Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.” 

5 times Bucky and Steve were Unnaturally Comfortable Around Each Other, and the 1 Time They Weren’t - 5k - “Five times Steve and Bucky should have been uncomfortable but weren’t, so Tony and Clint devise a plan to prove that they’re sleeping together (even though they aren’t, they’re just really really oblivious).”

4 Minute Window - 24k -  “Look, if they catch me,” Bucky muttered, “they’re either going to kill me or they’re going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can’t.”

The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) - 4.6k - “(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)” 

M is for Murder - 4k - I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area. - Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. Message for negotiations and payment details. 

That Ass (Property of James Barnes) - 6k - “Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll. OR  Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.” 

family means no one gets left behind or forgotten - 11k - “Steve comes to terms with his new world, and gains some children in the process.”

Brooklyn - 8.7k - "Captain America, what’s your stance on gay marriage?“ Everyone knows that, by now. Everyone but Bucky. 

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

National Suicide Prevention Hotline:  1-800-273-8255

Trans Lifeline USA:  1-877-565-8860

Trans Lifeline Canada: 1-877-330-6366

The Trevor Project Hotline:  1-866-488-7386

The Trevor Project also offers texting and chat

You are an amazing person. Don’t give up on yourself.

I’m bisexual and I can’t believe some of the hypocrisy! Like people of the LGBT+ community should know that sexuality isn’t something you can chose! It’s something you discover and for a lot of people they have to learn that they aren’t disgusting or in the wrong! I’m proud it be Bi and if you don’t like that then un follow me!

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

Master List

The Evans Kids- Hiatus

Twitter Profiles

Official FaceClaims

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Part 10/ 10.2

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Xmas Special

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Quarantine Edition: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

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Chris’s Birthday

Back to the Beginning

Follow Ryan Evans as he navigates life beyond Boston in a new city as he figures out love, life and the trials that come along with it as a full fledged adult..well sort of. 

Part 1

Danica’s Diaries-Coming soon

Sweet freedom, Danica Evans is finally on her own and off to college on the west coast! Follow her adventures of coming into adulthood and surviving college. Boys, Beaches and her best friends? No problem😉

Part 1

Double Take-Coming soon

Brayden and Brandon Evans have always been right by each other’s side since day one. They couldn’t imagine a day where they’d ever be apart. Until Brayden decided he wanted to take a gap year to explore the world he’s always wanted to see. Follow the dynamic duo as they discover what life is like without braving the world together.

Part 1

From Brooklyn to Boston- Complete

Twitter Profiles

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Babies in Boston- Complete

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Living by Love-Coming Soon

Well all the kids have finally left the nest so..what now? The house has since become a little too quiet for your and Chris’s liking and you both decide to change that. You and he make a Fuck It list of all the things you’ve been wanting to do for years now. Follow along as you and your husband figure out life as empty nesters and all the adventures that come with it.

Part 1

Him & I- coming soon

Him & I-Ransom Drysdale x OFC Colby Sinclair

Young God- Ransom Drysdale x OFC Colby Sinclair

Criminal-Ransom Drysdale x OFC Colby Sinclair

Justice Avengers- In Progress

Steve Rogers x OFC Ella Kent

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ONE SHOTS

Everything - Chris Evans x Reader

Roll with it - Dad!Chris x Kids

So Kiss Me - Steve Rogers x Reader

Love Don’t Cost a Thing - Ransom Drysdale x Wife!Reader

Sunday Funday - Chris Evans x Reader

My Boy and Me - Dad!Chris x Kids

Little Mermaid- Dad!Chris x kids

Babies in Boston drabbles: Snapshots of our favorite family throughout their lives

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11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

Loki’s black suit in Thor Ragnarok reblog if you agree

I had been looking for this for 4 hours and then spent the last 2 hour reading through it. I had to be so quite so I didn't wake my parents laughing XD. Love this.

Master List

The Evans Kids- In Progress

Twitter Profiles

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Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10/ 10.2

Part 11

Xmas Special

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

From Brooklyn to Boston- Complete

Twitter Profiles

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Babies in Boston- In Progress

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Him & I- coming soon

Ransom Drysdale x Colby Sinclair

One shot

Tag List- @evansxxx @ilovesupersoldiers @yassssbrielarson @commonsongbird @angelicdisgrace @cocomel0613 @rororo06 @allsortsofinterests @i-am-a-mes @anasteas @selluequestrian @winter-scolder @nova3312 @rissa067 @romanoffsbxtch @thinemineours @marvelousstyles @squuishy @super100012 @fandom-addict-aesthetics @ransomdrysdaleswifey @plahntre @melannie77 @indecisiondecisions @soulmates8 @evanstush @mrsamaroevans @bval-1 @chris-butt @bookgirlunicorn @pawneegoddessx @rvgrsbrns @thummbelina @xoxabs88xox @little-dark-empress @evansbitch @disaster-rose @achishisha @mitsumikirigakure @missursulacalmet @iguessweallcrazyithinktho @kelbabyblue @cevansh @itsmyownword @mjey12 @icanfeelastormbrewing @angelynmay @abbyg217 @secretsihideinside @katiew1973 @princess-evans-addict @angelicdisgrace @buchanansebba @angelicdisgrace @madzmilllz @a-distantdreamer

EVERYBODY stop whatever the fuck you’re doing.. and watch this masterpiece

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

Kate Winslet honors Alan Rickman at 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards

Hey guys

Hey guys I know that I don’t post much but I’m hopeong that will change soon. As I will be off college for the summer.

I am taking requests for fanfics for Harry Potter and NCIS fanfics and also feel free to ask questions about anything it could be something silly or serious and I will try my best to reply.

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

Befriend a Slytherin.

They are not only useful to have as friends, but also one of the most loving people when they like you.

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

When the Nazi concentration camps were liberated by the Allies, it was a time of great jubilation for the tens of thousands of people incarcerated in them. But an often forgotten fact of this time is that prisoners who happened to be wearing the pink triangle (the Nazis’ way of marking and identifying homosexuals) were forced to serve out the rest of their sentence. This was due to a part of German law simply known as “Paragraph 175” which criminalized homosexuality. The law wasn’t repealed until 1969.

Love this

Gibbs x reader - You are you

Heyo Beautiful 💕 Could you please do a Gibbs x reader where reader is his child and comes out as ftm? I have bad dysphoria and nobody to talk about it so I could use some comfort 😅💖 - Anon❤️

Hey! I hope this is okay, I don’t have experience here so I’m sorry if anything is wrong ❤️ but remember that you are always beautiful no mater what and I support you ❤️❤️

(P/N) = Preffered name!

Scribbling out the line you just wrote you sighed heavily. How were you going to do this? How was he going to react?

“Why is this so hard…” you mumbled.

Slamming your head onto the table you groaned, chewing the end of your pen.

“Ahhhh!!!” You yelled jumping up.

Scrunching up the paper you threw it in the bin. Running a hand through your short hair, that’s the first thing he’d notice. The second being your new clothes.

Heading into the living room you dropped onto the couch, closing your eyes as you waited, accidentally falling asleep.

“(Y/N)?”

Bolting up you smiled slightly.

“Hey dad.”

Gibbs smiled, lifting your feet as he sat on the end of the couch. He pointed to your hair.

“New haircut?”

“Uhm… yeah… just trying something new…” you smiled sheepishly.

Gibbs didn’t look very convinced. With a heavy sigh, you sat up. Rubbing your hands between your legs as you focused on breathing.

“We need to talk…” you muttered.

“Okay?”

Turning to face him, you averted your eyes. Gibbs got more worried by the second, thinking you had done something wrong.

“Promise you won’t be mad at me?”

“Sweetheart I could never be mad at you.”

You winced at the pet name. You knew it was meant to be comforting but it just made everything so much harder.

“I… Uhm… well… I’m transgender…”

You quickly glanced up to see Gibbs’ slightly confused face.

“You don’t know what it means do you?”

He shook his head, waiting for you to continue.

“Well… Uhm… it’s basically where I don’t feel comfortable in my body? Like I was born as the wrong gender I guess… I may have been born a girl but I identify as a boy?”

You waited for harsh words to follow. For him to say that it was just phase or that he didn’t except it. Instead he just pulled you into his side.

“Okay.”

“Okay?”

“Yeah.”

“So… you don’t hate me?” You asked quietly.

“Why would I hate you for being you?”

Tears flooded your eyes, you begun to cry as you cling onto him. You thought he was going to say that it wasn’t acceptable but you also knew he wasn’t like that.

“I love you dad.”

“I love you too kiddo.”

Pulling away, you wiped your tears. Gibbs ruffled your hair with a small chuckle. Pulling at your shirt a little he pulled on of his very few zip up hoodies down from the back of he couch for you to wear.

“Guess we should get you some new clothes tomorrow huh?” He grinned.

“Please. Oh and dad? Can you call me (P/N)?

“Of course I can bud, now let’s go. I heard a new burger place opened up.”

“Nice!”

Fist pumping the air, you ran out the door. Missing the soft smile Gibbs sent your way. He turned out the light, looking at the picture of you from when you were a child.

“I’ll always support you.” He whispered as he closed the door

I’m smiling so much me cheeks hurt 😁

Gibbs x reader - Bets

So I’m absolutely crazy about your blog right now so here is my ask for a Gibbsxreader The R and gibbs are secretly married but then they find out she is pregnant and then the team accidentally finds out about all of it in one day or something I’m not sure if any of that made sense sorry 😳🙊 - @anycsirp

“I bet $50 that it’ll be a girl.”

Gibbs rolled his eyes at you as he carried on eating his breakfast.

“Come on Jethro don’t be such a sour patch.”

He rose his eyebrow at you. A small smirk at his lips.

“Okay, $50 it’s a boy.”

The pair of you shook hands. A wide grin on your face as you bounded up from the table.

“Pleasure doing business Mr. Gibbs! Cya later!”

“Where are you off to (Y/N)?” Gibbs asked amused.

“I have some friends to meet!”

“Okay, I’ll be at the office if you need anything.”

“Love you!”

Slamming the door closed you ran off. Jumping in your car as you took off towards the hospital.

Through the whole appointment you were nervous but when the results came you were bursting with excitement. You didn’t even think about it as you sped towards the Naval Yard. Getting through security without a hitch you bounded into the elevator.

Stopping it on the floor you knew he worked at you got out and tried to spot his familiar silver head but he was no where to be found.

“Can I help you ma’am?”

You turned towards the man. He looked young. A computer nerd.

“So which game is your addiction?”

“W..what?”

“You are a computer nerd, don’t lie to me I know these things.”

“Uhm.. D&D… Who are you?”

Your eyes scanned around again, pouting you turned to him.

“Where is Agent Gibbs? I need to speak with him.”

“He’s in interrogation right now, but you can sit and wait. I’m Agent Tim McGee.”

“(Y/N) Gibbs.” You smiled.

You didn’t even think about it as you said it. You took one look around as he led you to where his team worked. Spotting your husbands coat you sat at his desk despit McGee’s warnings not to.

After a few moments you spotted the man you were looking for and a bright grin spread on your face.

“Jethro! Jethro!”

He gave you a confused look but walked over. Crossing his arms as he gave you an amused smile.

“(Y/N).”

“You owe me 50 bucks, pay up!”

His eyes widened and his jaw slacked. Excitement twinkled in his eyes. Rushing over he pulled you into his arms. Pressing a long kiss to the top of your head.

When he pulled away a wide smile was on his face.

“A girl?”

“Uh huh, we’re going to have a girl!” You squealed throwing yourself at him again.

Gibbs chuckled, catching you mid jump. Holding you tightly against his chest. The pair of you happily stood like that until someone cleared their throat.

“Gibbs.”

“Leon.”

“Who might this be?” Leon asked with a smile.

“(Y/N), my wife.”

“Gibbs is married?!”

“Shut up Tony!”

You giggled a bit when you saw the woman slap Tony in the chest. Turning back to Leon with a smile, you waved at him.

“Well congratulations you two.”

With that he walked away, leaving the trio behind with sheepish looks.

“Is your wife with child?” The woman asked.

“Yes Ziva, (Y/N) is pregnant.” He chuckled.

Ziva grinned, walking over to you. Hugging Gibbs before she turned to you. Looking you up and down before giving you a quick hug as well.

“Congratulations.” She beamed walking away.

McGee nodded his head and went back to his desk while Tony gawked at the pair of you.

“DiNozzo, got a question or can you go back to work?”

“N..no boss.”

He quickly sat back at his desk. Laughing you slapped Gibbs’ chest slightly before leaning up to giving him a short kiss. Linking your hand with his.

“Come on, I want tea.”

“DiNozzo your in charge.” He shouted as you dragge him away

TAGS:

NCIS: @captainmarvel16 @darth-dorle

GIibbs: @kittenlittle24 @anycsirp

All: @sitkafay @havlindzk @drakelover78