That-nerd-lj - That-Nerd-LJ

Ya know, I’m sorry, but even as a kid, Petunia was obnoxious, and she never got any less obnoxious, but all y'all gremlins crawling out of the woodwork to paint her as some innocent victim of a horrible vicious attack because Snape did accidental magic in response to her insulting him (much like Harry did to his Aunt Marge decades later for exactly the same reasons).

But in this moment she’s oowoo pure innocent poor victim of mean nasty Snape (and where are y'all defending Aunt Marge huh). 

Y'all fuckers are about as honest as a professional counterfeiter

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

Love this I ship Wolfstar so much ❤️

Puppy Love.

Remus : Confringo

I’m smiling so much me cheeks hurt 😁

Gibbs x reader - Bets

So I’m absolutely crazy about your blog right now so here is my ask for a Gibbsxreader The R and gibbs are secretly married but then they find out she is pregnant and then the team accidentally finds out about all of it in one day or something I’m not sure if any of that made sense sorry 😳🙊 - @anycsirp

“I bet $50 that it’ll be a girl.”

Gibbs rolled his eyes at you as he carried on eating his breakfast.

“Come on Jethro don’t be such a sour patch.”

He rose his eyebrow at you. A small smirk at his lips.

“Okay, $50 it’s a boy.”

The pair of you shook hands. A wide grin on your face as you bounded up from the table.

“Pleasure doing business Mr. Gibbs! Cya later!”

“Where are you off to (Y/N)?” Gibbs asked amused.

“I have some friends to meet!”

“Okay, I’ll be at the office if you need anything.”

“Love you!”

Slamming the door closed you ran off. Jumping in your car as you took off towards the hospital.

Through the whole appointment you were nervous but when the results came you were bursting with excitement. You didn’t even think about it as you sped towards the Naval Yard. Getting through security without a hitch you bounded into the elevator.

Stopping it on the floor you knew he worked at you got out and tried to spot his familiar silver head but he was no where to be found.

“Can I help you ma’am?”

You turned towards the man. He looked young. A computer nerd.

“So which game is your addiction?”

“W..what?”

“You are a computer nerd, don’t lie to me I know these things.”

“Uhm.. D&D… Who are you?”

Your eyes scanned around again, pouting you turned to him.

“Where is Agent Gibbs? I need to speak with him.”

“He’s in interrogation right now, but you can sit and wait. I’m Agent Tim McGee.”

“(Y/N) Gibbs.” You smiled.

You didn’t even think about it as you said it. You took one look around as he led you to where his team worked. Spotting your husbands coat you sat at his desk despit McGee’s warnings not to.

After a few moments you spotted the man you were looking for and a bright grin spread on your face.

“Jethro! Jethro!”

He gave you a confused look but walked over. Crossing his arms as he gave you an amused smile.

“(Y/N).”

“You owe me 50 bucks, pay up!”

His eyes widened and his jaw slacked. Excitement twinkled in his eyes. Rushing over he pulled you into his arms. Pressing a long kiss to the top of your head.

When he pulled away a wide smile was on his face.

“A girl?”

“Uh huh, we’re going to have a girl!” You squealed throwing yourself at him again.

Gibbs chuckled, catching you mid jump. Holding you tightly against his chest. The pair of you happily stood like that until someone cleared their throat.

“Gibbs.”

“Leon.”

“Who might this be?” Leon asked with a smile.

“(Y/N), my wife.”

“Gibbs is married?!”

“Shut up Tony!”

You giggled a bit when you saw the woman slap Tony in the chest. Turning back to Leon with a smile, you waved at him.

“Well congratulations you two.”

With that he walked away, leaving the trio behind with sheepish looks.

“Is your wife with child?” The woman asked.

“Yes Ziva, (Y/N) is pregnant.” He chuckled.

Ziva grinned, walking over to you. Hugging Gibbs before she turned to you. Looking you up and down before giving you a quick hug as well.

“Congratulations.” She beamed walking away.

McGee nodded his head and went back to his desk while Tony gawked at the pair of you.

“DiNozzo, got a question or can you go back to work?”

“N..no boss.”

He quickly sat back at his desk. Laughing you slapped Gibbs’ chest slightly before leaning up to giving him a short kiss. Linking your hand with his.

“Come on, I want tea.”

“DiNozzo your in charge.” He shouted as you dragge him away

TAGS:

NCIS: @captainmarvel16 @darth-dorle

GIibbs: @kittenlittle24 @anycsirp

All: @sitkafay @havlindzk @drakelover78

Kate Winslet honors Alan Rickman at 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards

Talk to me about Slytherins

Talk to me about Slytherins

Slytherins who are ambitious, and yet lazy as hell. Slytherins who have so many ambitions that they wallow in despair while trying to choose one. Slytherins who get anxiety when they feel like they won’t be able to achieve their dreams. Slytherins who will cut a bitch if they try to interfere with their long term goals. Slytherins who, when given a task will go to the ends of he’ll to achieve it, but with no purpose will sit around doing nothing all day long. Slytherins who hide their social anxiety by being the snarkiest, most sarcastic person they can be…and yet being the softest most caring person with their best friend (slytherpuff for the win) (still don’t lose their snark tho)

Slytherins who support the underdog in a team because they know what it feels like to be the weak link, and goddamn if they let anyone else feel like that. Slytherins who get only four hours of sleep because they have so much to do so they can go ahead and achieve their dreams

Just…Slytherins, man

Daze of Pollen Masterlist

(Work in Progress)

Pairing: (cis)fem!Reader x Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Sam Wilson

Warnings: Smut. 18+ only. Sex pollen (but consent is explicit), foursome, threesome, unprotected sex, m/m smut, sex marathon. (Will be specified further in each chapter)

Summary: Bucky, Steve, Sam and you are in the safe house post mission when a retrieved Hydra device activates, releasing a kind of pollen you don’t know of, but the effects of which are soon discovered.

A/N: This is my submission for @buckyssoul​​ ‘s Rae Hit 1k Marvel Writing Challenge. I’m sorry for the delay, but I hope you like it. I’ll try to keep the chapters coming every week.

A/N 2: This series is gonna be pure smut, (all of the events supposedly happening on the same day) with each chapter focusing on a particular pairing or kink.

I’m taking requests if you want a particular kink to be featured. Send me an ask or text me for the same or to be tagged.

Words so far: 8.7k

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

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happy #slytherinpride day everybody!!

So me 😂😂

Ravenclaw: I’m cold.

Gryffindor: Here, have my jacket.

Hufflepuff: Hey, I’m cold too.

Slytherin: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Hufflepuff* I fucking have to makes sure you don’t fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you’re allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how fucking long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.