Love This I Ship Wolfstar So Much ❤️

I can't risk it

I totally agree

Anyone in this fandom who tells someone to die or kill themselves based on what fictional character they like would get along splendidly with most of the Death Eaters, ironically the same characters you detest to the point of wishing suicide on someone. Like seriously, wtf is wrong with some of you people? Hiding behind a Tumblr handle like it makes you invincible when you’re really just cowards. Some of you don’t deserve to be potterheads.

Lidget me 😂😂

Slytherin: you all annoy me

Hufflepuff: *starts tearing up* i annoy you?

Slytherin: no not you honey, them two do *points at Ravenclaw and Gryffindor*

Ravenclaw: rude!

Gryffindor: im used to it

Happy Slytherin Pride day to my fellow snakes!

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

First day as a teacher

I have decided that I want to become a teacher and have also decided that on type first day I will scare the shit out of the new year 7’s starting at the school 😂

*first day of class and tiny year 7 students standing outside the room*

Me: *door bursts open marking the students jump* Everyone in and stand behind your chair *Smirks*

*students do as told*

Me: *as walking quickly towards the front of the class room makeing cardigan/cape blow in the wind* There will be no foolish pen clicking. In. This. Class. *turns to to class* I don’t expect many of you to know the exact science and art that is Music, but there can be a select few who have a small understanding. I can teach you how to capture the ears and insnare the mind. I can teach you how to write and compose. Music is a powerful tool it could lighten the darkest of moods and would even in extrem cases put a stopper in death!

This make me laugh

I love this 😂😂😂

albus severus has the largest harry potter merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.

harry goes to the kitchen for breakfast and is forced to eat harry potter shaped waffles.

the duvets get replaced with harry potter ones.

harry potter quotes are hung up all over the house.

the tapestry on the wall now has harry’s face on it.

“wtf  is this bobblehead of me doing in the loo- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!!!!!”

all three of his children wear round glasses around the house.

albus creates a harry potter day, where he dresses up as harry and speaks only in harry potter quotes.

“al, where are you going?”

“to diagon alley.— harry potter”

“al, do you want more meatloaf?”

“no. — harry potter”

“NOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR I’LL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!”

“okay.”

“…”

“-harry potter”

“MERLIN’S PA —”

*family meeting* “anything with my face on it is banned from this house.”

harry rolls over in bed at night and screams at the sight of ginny wearing a harry potter mask. 

Can you imagine Snape going out for a nighttime stroll because he can’t sleep even though it’s pouring rain, and as he’s walking, impervious to the storm and nearly lost in thought, he finds this cat and he figures it must belong to one of the students and he’s just thinking ‘this is no weather for a cat to be out in’ because the poor thing is soaking wet and probably freezing. So he picks it up, meaning to bring it inside, and as he’s walking this cat just starts licking his hair like it’s trying to groom him and Snape’s just like “Good Lord, cat! Who are you, my mother?” but he’s not really that upset and he brings that cat into the castle and leaves it by the nearest fireplace so it can warm up and find the student it belongs to.

Then YEARS later, long after he’s become aware that Minerva is an animagus, he’s just sitting at the staff table, eating breakfast or something, and just pauses with the spoon halfway to his mouth like ‘Wait a minute. That wasn’t a student’s cat. That wasn’t a student’s cat at all.’

 Alan Rickman Filmography