I Totally Agree

McGonagall: Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary 

Snape: She thinks it’s fancy?

2nd of May 1998

Severus Snape didn’t become a hero that day.

He only was recognized as one.

Because Severus Snape had already been a hero for a long time.

The Ultimate OTP

(( OOC: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??! ))

Love this

Gibbs x reader - You are you

Heyo Beautiful 💕 Could you please do a Gibbs x reader where reader is his child and comes out as ftm? I have bad dysphoria and nobody to talk about it so I could use some comfort 😅💖 - Anon❤️

Hey! I hope this is okay, I don’t have experience here so I’m sorry if anything is wrong ❤️ but remember that you are always beautiful no mater what and I support you ❤️❤️

(P/N) = Preffered name!

Scribbling out the line you just wrote you sighed heavily. How were you going to do this? How was he going to react?

“Why is this so hard…” you mumbled.

Slamming your head onto the table you groaned, chewing the end of your pen.

“Ahhhh!!!” You yelled jumping up.

Scrunching up the paper you threw it in the bin. Running a hand through your short hair, that’s the first thing he’d notice. The second being your new clothes.

Heading into the living room you dropped onto the couch, closing your eyes as you waited, accidentally falling asleep.

“(Y/N)?”

Bolting up you smiled slightly.

“Hey dad.”

Gibbs smiled, lifting your feet as he sat on the end of the couch. He pointed to your hair.

“New haircut?”

“Uhm… yeah… just trying something new…” you smiled sheepishly.

Gibbs didn’t look very convinced. With a heavy sigh, you sat up. Rubbing your hands between your legs as you focused on breathing.

“We need to talk…” you muttered.

“Okay?”

Turning to face him, you averted your eyes. Gibbs got more worried by the second, thinking you had done something wrong.

“Promise you won’t be mad at me?”

“Sweetheart I could never be mad at you.”

You winced at the pet name. You knew it was meant to be comforting but it just made everything so much harder.

“I… Uhm… well… I’m transgender…”

You quickly glanced up to see Gibbs’ slightly confused face.

“You don’t know what it means do you?”

He shook his head, waiting for you to continue.

“Well… Uhm… it’s basically where I don’t feel comfortable in my body? Like I was born as the wrong gender I guess… I may have been born a girl but I identify as a boy?”

You waited for harsh words to follow. For him to say that it was just phase or that he didn’t except it. Instead he just pulled you into his side.

“Okay.”

“Okay?”

“Yeah.”

“So… you don’t hate me?” You asked quietly.

“Why would I hate you for being you?”

Tears flooded your eyes, you begun to cry as you cling onto him. You thought he was going to say that it wasn’t acceptable but you also knew he wasn’t like that.

“I love you dad.”

“I love you too kiddo.”

Pulling away, you wiped your tears. Gibbs ruffled your hair with a small chuckle. Pulling at your shirt a little he pulled on of his very few zip up hoodies down from the back of he couch for you to wear.

“Guess we should get you some new clothes tomorrow huh?” He grinned.

“Please. Oh and dad? Can you call me (P/N)?

“Of course I can bud, now let’s go. I heard a new burger place opened up.”

“Nice!”

Fist pumping the air, you ran out the door. Missing the soft smile Gibbs sent your way. He turned out the light, looking at the picture of you from when you were a child.

“I’ll always support you.” He whispered as he closed the door

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

This is so adorable 😍😍😍 I love it!!

Snape’s Daughter.

You’re Snape’s daughter and in order to get good with Snape, Ron wants to ask you out, (Ron’s not an ass, lol) only for you to tell him you know he doesn’t really like you and you like Hermione anyway lol

You passed Harry and his friends as you were making your way to your father’s class, when Harry stopped you. Hermione was giving you a look. “Don’t believe him”

“Hey, y/n, uh Ron wants to know if you want-”

“Want what?” Snape asked as he appeared behind him.

They jumped, Hermione just chuckled. You smiled at her.

Suddenly, she motioned for you to follow her, curiously, you did. You didn’t want to see what your dad would do to Harry and Ron..

“You shouldn’t listen to Harry. Ron doesn’t- not that you wouldn’t be worth dating-” she said gently..

Aww, she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. What a cutie.

“Hermione” you chuckled softly. She looked at you curiously.

“People do that all the time. You know, act like they like me only to get on good terms with my dad. It’s okay..”

“It’s not okay! That’s horrible. You’re adorable and I know I’d be more than happy if you liked me”

A blush began to grow on her cheeks as she looked shocked, that she revealed her crush herself.

You were shocked. Hermione Granger, the smartest person ever and smartest witch of her age and not to mention she’s absolutely beautiful and amazing, likes you?

“I think you might just be saying that. What, want to get my father to like you, Granger?” You chuckled. Of course, you were joking. Being cautious, too.

You really liked her and no one knew, of course. But you didn’t want to get hurt.

“N-no, I mean. I want your dad to like me, sure. But if he hates me, too that’s okay, I don’t really care. I really like you and if you and I were together and he didn’t like it. Well, he’d just have to deal with it! Because, I really like you” She blushed.

“Wow”

“What? I mean no disrespect to professor Snape, of course. I uh-”

“No it’s okay. What I mean, is no one’s ever cared that much about me before.. So thank you” You grinned, happily.

Hermione chuckled, a grin on her cute face. She’s so adorable.

“Don’t thank me. Thank the fact that you’re amazing, that’s why I like you”

You blushed.

But something caught your attention, Draco was going to do something. You could see it in his smug face. But what?

That’s when you realized.. He was looking at you, with a smirk. You rolled your eyes, his threats were nothing.

Hermione looked at you confused. Before you could react he had appeared behind you, and casted an incarcerous spell on you, the ropes getting tighter, you dropped your wand. Hermione got pissed..

“Draco what are you doing?” She raised her wand at him.

“Obliviate!” He yelled, pointing his wand at Hermione after he quickly used the petrificus totalus spell to freeze her. You hopped, with the ropes still tight around you, in front of her. You began to forget your memories, who you were, everything. But at least you saved Hermione..

“No!” You heard someone scream. You didn’t know who it was, but they seemed to care a lot about you.

“Professor Snape, we can put everything back to normal-”

“I don’t care! Mr. Malfoy, you are expelled!”

You then passed out..

“Y/n!” You heard someone yell, you quickly opened your eyes, confused and, the last thing you remembered was-

“Hermione!” You quickly looked around, very worried. Was she okay?

You felt someone hug you. It was your dad.

“Dad! What happened is Hermione okay?”

“Yes, she’s fine. I was so worried about you” He hugged you tighter. You let out a groan, feeling some pain.

“Sorry.” He was checking your temperate and asking you questions only you would know. Of course, you got all of them right.

“I’m okay” you reassured. He still didn’t let go of you as Hermione, Harry, and Ron came in, very worried.

“Professor Snape, um, Dumbledore wants to see you..”

He huffed and looked at you again, checking for bruises or anything. You gave him a look.

“Dad” you whined. He sighed as he pulled away from the hug.

“Alright.” he turned to Harry and Ron. He shook his head, then turned to Hermione.

“Miss Granger, please keep an eye on y/n. I don’t really trust these two..”

Hermione nodded.

“Of course. You can trust me”

He left but not before looking at you.

“All be back, don’t worry” you smiled.

He worried too much.

Hermione then hugged you.

“Oh my gosh are you okay?! Do you need anything?-”

“No, I’m okay, but thanks”

she then pinched your arm.

“Ow! Hermione why’d you do that?”

“That was stupid don’t ever do that again.” She sighed. “But thank you.” She smiled, still hugging you.

“No problem.” you blushed as you hugged her back.

“Did you see the look on Draco’s face? Priceless!” Ron laughed and Harry snickered.

You chuckled. “Yeah, my dad was pretty mad.” you felt a bit better.

“Oh, he was furious” Hermione smiled at you.

“Get away from my daughter, you’re going to wish you hadn’t done that, Malfoy” Ron said imitating my dad. It was pretty impressive.

We laughed, cracking up.

“Well, I’m glad you’re okay”

Harry and Ron then left, something about helping Hagrid. Hermione didn’t want to leave your side, even if she could.

She kept staring at you, completely in adoration. You adored her just as much, maybe even more..

“Hermione?”

“Hmm?” She asked as you gently rested your head on her shoulder, making her smile.

“So uh, you still like me right?”

“Of course” she chuckled. Her hand touching your’s, making you blush.

“Do you want to do on a date with me?”

“Um when I get better, I mean”

“Of course, but I have a lot of studying to do.. how about a study date?”

You blushed.

“Sure. I need to study too..” You chuckled happily.

“I can help you” she offered.

“I mean you’re the smartest person ever so, I don’t think it’d be a problem for-”

“So when’s the date?”

Oh my god, it was my dad. What do I say?

“I um, when- what date?” despite Hermione being the strongest person ever, afraid of nothing, she still shivered.

“You like each other, that’s obvious..” he smirked.

You felt embarrassed right now.

“Yeah, um-”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

He looked at Hermione.

“You can go, miss Granger.”

“I’m sorry, but I won’t. You told me to keep any eye on her, even if you didn’t, I like her very much, and I’d never want anything bad to happen to her” She stated, determined.

His lip curled into a smile, well more emotion than he usually shows towards anyone that’s not you. With you, he’s a very fun person. Hard to believe, I know.

“Good.” as he left, you turned to Hermione.

“I think he likes you” you smiled.

“Really? I didn’t think so” she whispered, with a nervous chuckle.

You grinned. “Yeah, that’s just how he is”

“You’re adorable” she said, teasing you as you blushed again.

“I know she is” Snape yelled. Of course he was secretly listening.

“Oh no”

“Don’t be embarrassed, that’s cute”

(sorry if this is bad lol)

Oh Captain

(Mature! 18+ Only!)

Not Completed

Masterlist

One - A Proper Party

Two - Now It’s A Party

Three - Baby Girl

Four - Kinky?

Five - Good Girl

Six - Captain

Seven - He Returns

Eight - Yes Captain

Nine - In Control

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A Smutty World

Masterlist

** Means it’s mature, smut, 18+ <OG> Means it is still On Going -List of Characters/Shows/Movies -Prompt List #1 Lap Dance One Shot Series <

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

The New Girl ~ Social Media AU

Stark!Reader

Summary: You just moved to New York with your dad, Tony Stark, and you have to adjust to a new life. Luckily, you meet some great friends, including your new crush, Peter Parker.

A/N: this is my first social media au so i’m sorry if its not great but i just haven’t had the mental capacity to write lately lol so i hope you enjoy this series :)

Status: ongoing

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I'm not doing my normal taglist for this one bc its not technically writing so just lmk if you want to be tagged :)

AU concept

Everything is the same, except Snape is much more open with how absolutely DONE he is.

Minerva: “Severus, Potter and Weasley have found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets and went down without proper supervision, slayed the creature, and saved Ginny Weasley.”

Snape: *ridiculously long sigh and an extended moment of silence* “ God Damn it. Of course they would, what else would they do? God damn it.”

Draco: *gets into a fight with Ron*

Snape: “Malfoy, I swear to….just one fucking day is all I ask… for you to not make someone want to punch you… Just One Day.

Neville: *blows up a cauldron*

Snape: *head in one hand, not even angry at this point* “I just…..god damn it”