McGonagall: Don’t Worry. She Likes Your Butt And Fancy Hair. I Know. I Read Her Diary 

McGonagall: Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary 

Snape: She thinks it’s fancy?

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7 years ago
IF👏YOU👏NEED👏TO👏CHANGE👏THE👏AGE👏OF👏SOMEONE👏IN👏YOUR👏SHIP👏SO👏ITS👏LEGAL👏ITS👏PEDOPHILIA👏END👏OF

IF👏YOU👏NEED👏TO👏CHANGE👏THE👏AGE👏OF👏SOMEONE👏IN👏YOUR👏SHIP👏SO👏ITS👏LEGAL👏ITS👏PEDOPHILIA👏END👏OF 👏STORY👏

7 years ago

I can't risk it

that-nerd-lj - That-Nerd-LJ
7 years ago

Severus was a damaged person he was not a bad or good person. He was physical emotional abuse by his father and torment during his school days. Which put him on a self-destructive path with really choice he made. He had a heart, but, because of his upbringing he did not know how to break the cycle of dysfunction and create something better and more sustainable and fulfilling. Not all abuse victim are like Harry some stay in that place because its deep inside their brain that they deserve it.

preaching to the choir here

7 years ago

AAAAAHHHHH I’m not crying! You are! 😭😭😭😭

snape being there when you died would include...

~enjoy :)

Snape Being There When You Died Would Include...

- snape hearing your blood curdling screams as you’re hit with the cruciatus curse and his heart immediately stopping.

- watching voldemort and hearing bellatrix’s laughs as voldemort tells Nagini to kill you. 

- closing your eyes as the humungous snake lunges toward you, biting into your side resulting in an unbearable pain beginning. 

- watching as voldemort and the death eaters leave. You realize that you are dying so you close your eyes once more and wait for your heart to stop beating.

- hearing footsteps running towards you very quickly. you open your eyes and see snape crouching down by your side. you look at him as tears start to build up in your eyes.

- Snape instantly pulling you into his lap, ignoring the fact that it caused you to hurt even more, and clutching onto your hands tightly.

- Your breathing begins to fasten and the pain increases in your side as you look into snapes eyes.

- “s-severus.. i love you so much… i- i’m sorry i went to meet him without you.. i just wanted to help.” 

- those words triggering snape as his tears finally flow down his face as he tightens his grip on your hands. 

- “y/n i love you so so much more. I’m so sorry. if i could trade places with you i would. you’re not going to be in pain anymore i promise.” he looked into your eyes as you begin to cry even more.

- the room beginning to spin and snapes voice beginning to fade out every once in awhile. your heartbeat speeding up and you realize this is it. you’re going to die.

- you begin to shake as you breathe quickly. “severus..i-im scared.” 

- snape not saying anything as he leans down and kisses you passionately on the lips. some blood getting on his lips in return because your blood had risen to your lungs. 

- Knowing that these were your last few seconds alive, you squeeze snapes hands and look into his dark black eyes. “I love you.. always..”

- The room beginning to fade as your heart suddenly stops and the love of your life’s face is no longer able to be seen.

- Snape beginning to sob as he feels your grip loosen and the usual sparkle in your eyes, disappear. 

- Dumbledore appearing in the room suddenly as he sees the sight in front of him. his heart beginning to ache for severus but also for you because he had liked you very much.

- Snapes sobs beginning to fade as he closes your eyelids and whispering “always”

7 years ago

Me reading fanfics

Me Reading Fanfics
5 years ago
Kate Winslet Honors Alan Rickman At 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards
Kate Winslet Honors Alan Rickman At 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards
Kate Winslet Honors Alan Rickman At 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards
Kate Winslet Honors Alan Rickman At 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards
Kate Winslet Honors Alan Rickman At 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards
Kate Winslet Honors Alan Rickman At 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards
Kate Winslet Honors Alan Rickman At 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards
Kate Winslet Honors Alan Rickman At 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards

Kate Winslet honors Alan Rickman at 2016 London Critics’ Circle Film Awards

6 years ago

I love this 😂😂😂

albus severus has the largest harry potter merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.

harry goes to the kitchen for breakfast and is forced to eat harry potter shaped waffles.

the duvets get replaced with harry potter ones.

harry potter quotes are hung up all over the house.

the tapestry on the wall now has harry’s face on it.

“wtf  is this bobblehead of me doing in the loo- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!!!!!”

all three of his children wear round glasses around the house.

albus creates a harry potter day, where he dresses up as harry and speaks only in harry potter quotes.

“al, where are you going?”

“to diagon alley.— harry potter”

“al, do you want more meatloaf?”

“no. — harry potter”

“NOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR I’LL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!”

“okay.”

“…”

“-harry potter”

“MERLIN’S PA —”

*family meeting* “anything with my face on it is banned from this house.”

harry rolls over in bed at night and screams at the sight of ginny wearing a harry potter mask. 

6 years ago

Other people: Which werewolf do you choose, Jacob from Twilight or Scott from Teen Wolf?

Me an intellectual: Remus Lupin

6 years ago

6 MORE Free Mental Health Apps that Could Help with your Recovery

6 MORE Free Mental Health Apps That Could Help With Your Recovery

Since there are always more free mental health apps to be found, we expanded this article, which mentions 5 other mental health apps. In recent years there has been a lot of research into the relationship between, and possibilities for combining mental health and technology. Many mental health workers use so called ‘eHealth’ programmes focused on specific problems. Most of these are only accessible through professionals or cost money, but we have found some great free mental health apps for you to try out.

Disclaimers: Most of the free mental health apps named in this article are indeed free of charge at the time of publication, but we cannot guarantee that this is still the case at the time of reading this. Most are completely free, others are free with an option for paid expansion. In any case, we hope you get something out of these free mental health apps.

1: Headspace (Android, iPhone)

6 MORE Free Mental Health Apps That Could Help With Your Recovery

Headspace is focused on different kinds of exercises to help you manage your anxiety and other symptoms. It focuses a lot on guided meditation in helpful steps for those who have never tried it before. They offer…

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7 years ago

This is so adorable 😍😍😍 I love it!!

Snape’s Daughter.

You’re Snape’s daughter and in order to get good with Snape, Ron wants to ask you out, (Ron’s not an ass, lol) only for you to tell him you know he doesn’t really like you and you like Hermione anyway lol

Snape’s Daughter.

You passed Harry and his friends as you were making your way to your father’s class, when Harry stopped you. Hermione was giving you a look. “Don’t believe him”

“Hey, y/n, uh Ron wants to know if you want-”

“Want what?” Snape asked as he appeared behind him.

They jumped, Hermione just chuckled. You smiled at her.

Suddenly, she motioned for you to follow her, curiously, you did. You didn’t want to see what your dad would do to Harry and Ron..

“You shouldn’t listen to Harry. Ron doesn’t- not that you wouldn’t be worth dating-” she said gently..

Aww, she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. What a cutie.

“Hermione” you chuckled softly. She looked at you curiously.

“People do that all the time. You know, act like they like me only to get on good terms with my dad. It’s okay..”

“It’s not okay! That’s horrible. You’re adorable and I know I’d be more than happy if you liked me”

A blush began to grow on her cheeks as she looked shocked, that she revealed her crush herself.

You were shocked. Hermione Granger, the smartest person ever and smartest witch of her age and not to mention she’s absolutely beautiful and amazing, likes you?

“I think you might just be saying that. What, want to get my father to like you, Granger?” You chuckled. Of course, you were joking. Being cautious, too.

You really liked her and no one knew, of course. But you didn’t want to get hurt.

“N-no, I mean. I want your dad to like me, sure. But if he hates me, too that’s okay, I don’t really care. I really like you and if you and I were together and he didn’t like it. Well, he’d just have to deal with it! Because, I really like you” She blushed.

“Wow”

“What? I mean no disrespect to professor Snape, of course. I uh-”

“No it’s okay. What I mean, is no one’s ever cared that much about me before.. So thank you” You grinned, happily.

Hermione chuckled, a grin on her cute face. She’s so adorable.

“Don’t thank me. Thank the fact that you’re amazing, that’s why I like you”

You blushed.

But something caught your attention, Draco was going to do something. You could see it in his smug face. But what?

That’s when you realized.. He was looking at you, with a smirk. You rolled your eyes, his threats were nothing.

Hermione looked at you confused. Before you could react he had appeared behind you, and casted an incarcerous spell on you, the ropes getting tighter, you dropped your wand. Hermione got pissed..

“Draco what are you doing?” She raised her wand at him.

“Obliviate!” He yelled, pointing his wand at Hermione after he quickly used the petrificus totalus spell to freeze her. You hopped, with the ropes still tight around you, in front of her. You began to forget your memories, who you were, everything. But at least you saved Hermione..

“No!” You heard someone scream. You didn’t know who it was, but they seemed to care a lot about you.

“Professor Snape, we can put everything back to normal-”

“I don’t care! Mr. Malfoy, you are expelled!”

You then passed out..

“Y/n!” You heard someone yell, you quickly opened your eyes, confused and, the last thing you remembered was-

“Hermione!” You quickly looked around, very worried. Was she okay?

You felt someone hug you. It was your dad.

“Dad! What happened is Hermione okay?”

“Yes, she’s fine. I was so worried about you” He hugged you tighter. You let out a groan, feeling some pain.

“Sorry.” He was checking your temperate and asking you questions only you would know. Of course, you got all of them right.

“I’m okay” you reassured. He still didn’t let go of you as Hermione, Harry, and Ron came in, very worried.

“Professor Snape, um, Dumbledore wants to see you..”

He huffed and looked at you again, checking for bruises or anything. You gave him a look.

“Dad” you whined. He sighed as he pulled away from the hug.

“Alright.” he turned to Harry and Ron. He shook his head, then turned to Hermione.

“Miss Granger, please keep an eye on y/n. I don’t really trust these two..”

Hermione nodded.

“Of course. You can trust me”

He left but not before looking at you.

“All be back, don’t worry” you smiled.

He worried too much.

Hermione then hugged you.

“Oh my gosh are you okay?! Do you need anything?-”

“No, I’m okay, but thanks”

she then pinched your arm.

“Ow! Hermione why’d you do that?”

“That was stupid don’t ever do that again.” She sighed. “But thank you.” She smiled, still hugging you.

“No problem.” you blushed as you hugged her back.

“Did you see the look on Draco’s face? Priceless!” Ron laughed and Harry snickered.

You chuckled. “Yeah, my dad was pretty mad.” you felt a bit better.

“Oh, he was furious” Hermione smiled at you.

“Get away from my daughter, you’re going to wish you hadn’t done that, Malfoy” Ron said imitating my dad. It was pretty impressive.

We laughed, cracking up.

“Well, I’m glad you’re okay”

Harry and Ron then left, something about helping Hagrid. Hermione didn’t want to leave your side, even if she could.

She kept staring at you, completely in adoration. You adored her just as much, maybe even more..

“Hermione?”

“Hmm?” She asked as you gently rested your head on her shoulder, making her smile.

“So uh, you still like me right?”

“Of course” she chuckled. Her hand touching your’s, making you blush.

“Do you want to do on a date with me?”

“Um when I get better, I mean”

“Of course, but I have a lot of studying to do.. how about a study date?”

You blushed.

“Sure. I need to study too..” You chuckled happily.

“I can help you” she offered.

“I mean you’re the smartest person ever so, I don’t think it’d be a problem for-”

“So when’s the date?”

Oh my god, it was my dad. What do I say?

“I um, when- what date?” despite Hermione being the strongest person ever, afraid of nothing, she still shivered.

“You like each other, that’s obvious..” he smirked.

You felt embarrassed right now.

“Yeah, um-”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

He looked at Hermione.

“You can go, miss Granger.”

“I’m sorry, but I won’t. You told me to keep any eye on her, even if you didn’t, I like her very much, and I’d never want anything bad to happen to her” She stated, determined.

His lip curled into a smile, well more emotion than he usually shows towards anyone that’s not you. With you, he’s a very fun person. Hard to believe, I know.

“Good.” as he left, you turned to Hermione.

“I think he likes you” you smiled.

“Really? I didn’t think so” she whispered, with a nervous chuckle.

You grinned. “Yeah, that’s just how he is”

“You’re adorable” she said, teasing you as you blushed again.

“I know she is” Snape yelled. Of course he was secretly listening.

“Oh no”

“Don’t be embarrassed, that’s cute”

(sorry if this is bad lol)

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