AAAAAHHHHH I’m Not Crying! You Are! 😭😭😭😭

This is so adorable 😍😍😍 I love it!!

Snape’s Daughter.

You’re Snape’s daughter and in order to get good with Snape, Ron wants to ask you out, (Ron’s not an ass, lol) only for you to tell him you know he doesn’t really like you and you like Hermione anyway lol

You passed Harry and his friends as you were making your way to your father’s class, when Harry stopped you. Hermione was giving you a look. “Don’t believe him”

“Hey, y/n, uh Ron wants to know if you want-”

“Want what?” Snape asked as he appeared behind him.

They jumped, Hermione just chuckled. You smiled at her.

Suddenly, she motioned for you to follow her, curiously, you did. You didn’t want to see what your dad would do to Harry and Ron..

“You shouldn’t listen to Harry. Ron doesn’t- not that you wouldn’t be worth dating-” she said gently..

Aww, she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. What a cutie.

“Hermione” you chuckled softly. She looked at you curiously.

“People do that all the time. You know, act like they like me only to get on good terms with my dad. It’s okay..”

“It’s not okay! That’s horrible. You’re adorable and I know I’d be more than happy if you liked me”

A blush began to grow on her cheeks as she looked shocked, that she revealed her crush herself.

You were shocked. Hermione Granger, the smartest person ever and smartest witch of her age and not to mention she’s absolutely beautiful and amazing, likes you?

“I think you might just be saying that. What, want to get my father to like you, Granger?” You chuckled. Of course, you were joking. Being cautious, too.

You really liked her and no one knew, of course. But you didn’t want to get hurt.

“N-no, I mean. I want your dad to like me, sure. But if he hates me, too that’s okay, I don’t really care. I really like you and if you and I were together and he didn’t like it. Well, he’d just have to deal with it! Because, I really like you” She blushed.

“Wow”

“What? I mean no disrespect to professor Snape, of course. I uh-”

“No it’s okay. What I mean, is no one’s ever cared that much about me before.. So thank you” You grinned, happily.

Hermione chuckled, a grin on her cute face. She’s so adorable.

“Don’t thank me. Thank the fact that you’re amazing, that’s why I like you”

You blushed.

But something caught your attention, Draco was going to do something. You could see it in his smug face. But what?

That’s when you realized.. He was looking at you, with a smirk. You rolled your eyes, his threats were nothing.

Hermione looked at you confused. Before you could react he had appeared behind you, and casted an incarcerous spell on you, the ropes getting tighter, you dropped your wand. Hermione got pissed..

“Draco what are you doing?” She raised her wand at him.

“Obliviate!” He yelled, pointing his wand at Hermione after he quickly used the petrificus totalus spell to freeze her. You hopped, with the ropes still tight around you, in front of her. You began to forget your memories, who you were, everything. But at least you saved Hermione..

“No!” You heard someone scream. You didn’t know who it was, but they seemed to care a lot about you.

“Professor Snape, we can put everything back to normal-”

“I don’t care! Mr. Malfoy, you are expelled!”

You then passed out..

“Y/n!” You heard someone yell, you quickly opened your eyes, confused and, the last thing you remembered was-

“Hermione!” You quickly looked around, very worried. Was she okay?

You felt someone hug you. It was your dad.

“Dad! What happened is Hermione okay?”

“Yes, she’s fine. I was so worried about you” He hugged you tighter. You let out a groan, feeling some pain.

“Sorry.” He was checking your temperate and asking you questions only you would know. Of course, you got all of them right.

“I’m okay” you reassured. He still didn’t let go of you as Hermione, Harry, and Ron came in, very worried.

“Professor Snape, um, Dumbledore wants to see you..”

He huffed and looked at you again, checking for bruises or anything. You gave him a look.

“Dad” you whined. He sighed as he pulled away from the hug.

“Alright.” he turned to Harry and Ron. He shook his head, then turned to Hermione.

“Miss Granger, please keep an eye on y/n. I don’t really trust these two..”

Hermione nodded.

“Of course. You can trust me”

He left but not before looking at you.

“All be back, don’t worry” you smiled.

He worried too much.

Hermione then hugged you.

“Oh my gosh are you okay?! Do you need anything?-”

“No, I’m okay, but thanks”

she then pinched your arm.

“Ow! Hermione why’d you do that?”

“That was stupid don’t ever do that again.” She sighed. “But thank you.” She smiled, still hugging you.

“No problem.” you blushed as you hugged her back.

“Did you see the look on Draco’s face? Priceless!” Ron laughed and Harry snickered.

You chuckled. “Yeah, my dad was pretty mad.” you felt a bit better.

“Oh, he was furious” Hermione smiled at you.

“Get away from my daughter, you’re going to wish you hadn’t done that, Malfoy” Ron said imitating my dad. It was pretty impressive.

We laughed, cracking up.

“Well, I’m glad you’re okay”

Harry and Ron then left, something about helping Hagrid. Hermione didn’t want to leave your side, even if she could.

She kept staring at you, completely in adoration. You adored her just as much, maybe even more..

“Hermione?”

“Hmm?” She asked as you gently rested your head on her shoulder, making her smile.

“So uh, you still like me right?”

“Of course” she chuckled. Her hand touching your’s, making you blush.

“Do you want to do on a date with me?”

“Um when I get better, I mean”

“Of course, but I have a lot of studying to do.. how about a study date?”

You blushed.

“Sure. I need to study too..” You chuckled happily.

“I can help you” she offered.

“I mean you’re the smartest person ever so, I don’t think it’d be a problem for-”

“So when’s the date?”

Oh my god, it was my dad. What do I say?

“I um, when- what date?” despite Hermione being the strongest person ever, afraid of nothing, she still shivered.

“You like each other, that’s obvious..” he smirked.

You felt embarrassed right now.

“Yeah, um-”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

He looked at Hermione.

“You can go, miss Granger.”

“I’m sorry, but I won’t. You told me to keep any eye on her, even if you didn’t, I like her very much, and I’d never want anything bad to happen to her” She stated, determined.

His lip curled into a smile, well more emotion than he usually shows towards anyone that’s not you. With you, he’s a very fun person. Hard to believe, I know.

“Good.” as he left, you turned to Hermione.

“I think he likes you” you smiled.

“Really? I didn’t think so” she whispered, with a nervous chuckle.

You grinned. “Yeah, that’s just how he is”

“You’re adorable” she said, teasing you as you blushed again.

“I know she is” Snape yelled. Of course he was secretly listening.

“Oh no”

“Don’t be embarrassed, that’s cute”

(sorry if this is bad lol)

The New Girl ~ Social Media AU

Stark!Reader

Summary: You just moved to New York with your dad, Tony Stark, and you have to adjust to a new life. Luckily, you meet some great friends, including your new crush, Peter Parker.

A/N: this is my first social media au so i’m sorry if its not great but i just haven’t had the mental capacity to write lately lol so i hope you enjoy this series :)

Status: ongoing

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Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

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I'm not doing my normal taglist for this one bc its not technically writing so just lmk if you want to be tagged :)

Unexpected Relationship SS/HG (Chapter1)

Hey guys so I couldn't sleep and I really love Snamione its like my OTP so ye. Here you go and also I apologise in advance for spelling and grammar mistakes I am dyslexic. 

Summary: The war has ended and Hermione discovers Snape is alive and tries her best to try and save him. As he is recovering Hermione not only battles her own demons but also his as well. Will Snape help her before it gets to much? Will they fall in love.

Rating: M (for later Chapters *winkyface*)

Warning: Swearing and blood

It was finally over. The blasted war was over. The side of the light had won. Voldemort was dead.

Everyone was celebrating Riddles reign of terror finally ending. Sure Hermione the brains of the Golden trio was happy that they had won; in fact she was over joyed, but she could not find it in herself to celebrate. She was thankful she hadn't lost her friends, but that didn't mean that there wasn't any fatalities in the final battle but the entire war. Dumbledore, Moody, and many more including Snape. The number was far to high; no blood should of been spilled magical or not in her opinion.

Hermione was very confused. Why did she survive when there where many others who died who where much more worthy of life than herself? Why was she so special? They all had families where as she hadn't. To top it all of she realised that a relationship between Ron and herself would never work out. The where simply just too different. Ron was always talking about Quidditch and food, he didn't take his education seriously, and most likely would wont a big family. Hermione didn't like flying never mind playing Quidditch, took her education very seriously, and wonted to focus on her career before even thinking about starting a family. Besides the kiss in the chamber was sloppy, wet and not at all pleasant Hermione thought. 

Hermione decided to do something useful and retrieve Snape's body from the Shrieking Shack. Not many people knew of his role in the war; they all thought her was a traitorous bastard who killed Dumbledore... well he was a traitor but just not to the light, and Dumbledore ordered Snape to kill him, which he reluctantly agreed to do.

Hermione always had her suspicions about Snape. Why would he kill the man who kept him out of Azkaban the first time round? Obviously she never voiced suspicions; Harry and Ron would call her insane!

Entering the Room where Snape’s body lay broke Hermione’s heart. Tears streamed down her face as she approached the once mighty potions Professor. “Oh Professor! I’m so sorry!  Nobody deserves to die like this.” Hermione sobbed as kneeled next to the Professor. She brushed his hair way from his face. I was longer than it was the last time she saw him, the year before just before the event in the Astromancy Tower. He had so much pain in his eyes. Another clue to Hermione that not all was as it seemed. “All this because of Lily. If I’m being perfectly honest she doesn't deserve your love. She should of listened. she should of known that you said it out of anger especially with how long you had know each other. If I was her I would of forgiven you. Heck I would forgive Harry and Ron if they called me that and I haven't known them as long as you and Lily knew each other-” Hermione abruptly stopped her rambling after her fingers brushed against the uninjured part of his neck.

There was a pules. It was faint but there.

Hermione let out a shaken sigh of relief as a small smile crept onto her face. Hermione quickly got to work on saving her professors life. Drawing her wand she muttered healing spells in an attempt to close the wounds on his neck. Note the word attempt. None of the spells worked. “The venom must be stopping the wounds from healing” Hermione muttered to herself. Thinking quickly Hermione grabbed the bottom of Snape’s robes tearing the bottom off and tying it around his neck making a make shift bandage, applying pressure to the wound slowing the bleeding. “Sorry Professor ill get you a new one I promise” Hermione told her Professor even thought she new he probably couldn't hear her. Hermione then began to search he Professors pockets, he was a spy after all he needed to be prepared for anything. sure enough she found a vile of antivenom and multiple blood-replenishing potions. Hermione gently opened Snape’s mouth and poured the potions down his throat; then gently pulled down the make shift bandage and tried the healing spells again. This time they stopped the bleeding and closed the wound a small bit. It will have to do for now Hermione thought as she put the bandage back in place.

“Come on Professor you’re almost there! just hang on I’m going to alert Madam Pomfrey” Hermione told him. Thinking of her happiest memory she could, Hermione cast her patronus “ Expecto Patronum!” Her sliver Otter appeared in front of her kneeling form. “I need you to go to Madam Pomfrey” The otter nodded in response, and waited for her message “Madam Pomfrey! I’ve found Professor Snape. He’s alive but just barely. He was on our side all along! Ask Harry if you have to! I’ve done everything I can, but I still need your help! Were in the Shrieking Shack! Hurry!” with that the sliver otter patronus disappeared to find the med-witch.

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What do you guys think? Not bad for 3am lol

stucky fics*

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4 Minute Window - 24k -  “Look, if they catch me,” Bucky muttered, “they’re either going to kill me or they’re going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can’t.”

The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) - 4.6k - “(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)” 

M is for Murder - 4k - I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area. - Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. Message for negotiations and payment details. 

That Ass (Property of James Barnes) - 6k - “Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll. OR  Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.” 

family means no one gets left behind or forgotten - 11k - “Steve comes to terms with his new world, and gains some children in the process.”

Brooklyn - 8.7k - "Captain America, what’s your stance on gay marriage?“ Everyone knows that, by now. Everyone but Bucky. 

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won't get mad.

The Ultimate OTP

(( OOC: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??! ))

Talk to me about Slytherins

Talk to me about Slytherins

Slytherins who are ambitious, and yet lazy as hell. Slytherins who have so many ambitions that they wallow in despair while trying to choose one. Slytherins who get anxiety when they feel like they won’t be able to achieve their dreams. Slytherins who will cut a bitch if they try to interfere with their long term goals. Slytherins who, when given a task will go to the ends of he’ll to achieve it, but with no purpose will sit around doing nothing all day long. Slytherins who hide their social anxiety by being the snarkiest, most sarcastic person they can be…and yet being the softest most caring person with their best friend (slytherpuff for the win) (still don’t lose their snark tho)

Slytherins who support the underdog in a team because they know what it feels like to be the weak link, and goddamn if they let anyone else feel like that. Slytherins who get only four hours of sleep because they have so much to do so they can go ahead and achieve their dreams

Just…Slytherins, man

Hermione: Blaise have you seen Draco? I can't find him anywhere!

Blaise: Did you call out for him?

Hermione: Yes, and I even tried using an apple to tempt him

Blaise: Well there is one other way, but you won't like it

Hermione: *hesitant* Umm...okay?

Blaise: *walks up close to Hermione* You ready?

Hermione: *gulps and nods*

Blaise: *goes to take final step, hears noise behind him, sighs, turns head to look back, sees nothing* What the?

Blaise: *turns head back, and comes nose to nose with Draco*

Draco: *glaring* I said no touchy.

Blaise: *pulls back in shock, and moves head to look behind Draco at Hermione who is being held by Draco's arms behind him* Found him

Wait What?! Snape’s Daughter Chapter 1

Note: So I started writing this a while ago but never got round to publishing it. A.k.A I forgot about it. Then I remembered about while reading a fanfic and thought you know... fuck it I’ll finish it and upload it. So that's where we are now! Also sorry for spelling a Grammar. Also I know Snape is kind of OC in some parts but it works better.

Title: Wait What?!

Fandom: Harry Potter Obviously 

Rating: M- Swears, Mentions of abuse.

Summary: Two years after Severus Snape started teaching at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry he was in a relationship with a muggle trying to move on from Lily. Didn't work. Unfortunately the relationship only lasted a year before the two went their separate ways. All seemed normal for Snape after that. the only problem was that only days before the two split a child was conceived. Snape never knew he had a child. What happens when he discovers the truth the summer before her first year and her troubled childhood.

Isabelle Jones/Snape (I don't own the pic right to owner)

To say Severus was irritated would be an under statement. It was the summer between Gryffindor's Golden-Pain-In-The-Arse’s second and third year and all he wanted to do was relaxe, and do potions research, both things he couldn't do in the school year because he was either teaching or searching for Slytherins monster. But no! the old man wants to discuss something important Snape ranted in his head I swear to Merlin and back if it just that he has run out leman drops or Potter has some how gotten into trouble he is not going to like the consequences. 

“What is it Albus? Have you run out of those horrid muggle sweets?” Severus asked the headmaster of the school as he entered the office. 

“No Severus, I plenty thank you! Would you like one?” The old man offered the youngest professor. 

“No Albus, you know I don't like them.” Severus turned down the offer pinching the bridge of his nose “Why exactly am I here?”

“Well my boy, as you know around this time in the school holidays Minerva visits the Muggle-born student who will be joining us this year to answer their questions-” Albus started but was interrupted Severus.

“Spit out man! What does it have to do with me?” Severus snapped, his impatience clearly showing.

“You have never been very patent have you Severus”  Albus sighed “Minerva discovered something that should come to some interest to you” Albus explained indicating to the Head of Gryffindor House, who was standing by the  fire place, to take over. 

 “I was just about to visit a Muggle-born student by the name Isabelle Jones when I hear something very disturbing inside the house.” Minerva paused looking for the words the mother used “The mother was yelling at the child ‘you are just like your father a freak worthless piece of crap! Its because of him that you can do things you can. You look just like his you ugly bitch! You even have his huge arse nose! He hated you before you where even born! He left when he found out I was pregnant with you! He couldn't even stand you then and no one will ever be able to stand your presence-”

As Minerva recited the hateful words the mother was yelling at the child Severus felt his stomach drop. Please don't let it be true, Severus pleaded, the time fits the child could of been conceived shortly before we split, but Jones is a popular last name it could just be a coincidence... Besides I would never would of never of left the mother and child to fend for themselves I would of helped even if I was no longer with the mother.

“Then the yelling stopped and I heard the whimpers of a child followed by crack of a belt and a child's cry.” Minerva's voice showed her increasing anger “It was all I needed to hear to know I had to get the child out of that woman's care. I opened the door and quickly binded the mother and checked on the child to see if there were any injuries that needed to be healed on the spot. the poor thing was shaking like a leaf! I did my best to calm and sooth her as I could before bringing her to the infirmary. I remembered what the girls mother said about her father and asked Poppy to cast a spell to identify the girls parents.”  Minerva paused as she walked towards Severus her anger increasing. “Gust who’s name appeared. None other than our very own Severus. Tobias. Snape!” Minerva poked Severus chest as she said his name clearly angry with him.

Severus felt his hole world crumble down around him. I have a daughter... a daughter! Not only did I not know about her but she was abused by her own mother! “Shit” Severus whispered as he ran a hand down his face.

“Oh yes shit, young man! How dare you leave your own child! Not even-” Minerva started to scold Severus but he cut her off.

“Do you really think me so low Minerva? To leave a Pregnant woman to fend for herself! I didn't even know she was fucking Pregnant! Even if I was no longer with her and she told me I would of been there! I would take responsibility! I would of been there. Every. Single. Day. If I knew” Severus exclaimed pain evident in his voice. “You would think if I knew you two would be the first people I would turn to. I consider you two my parent, you care more than my real parents ever did... Imagine how it feels finding out that you have a child you never new about who was also abused, and in the same day having people who you consider your own parents accuses you of abandoning that child-” Severus’s voice cracked, the tears threatening to spill “you know what, forget it, I’m going to check on my daughter.” Severus said exiting the office to equally teary eyed professors behind. 

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