If You Dare Come At Me About Banning Straws, I Will Throw You Into The Sun Cannon. I’m Disabled, I’m

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

stucky fics*

this city bleeds its aching heart - 34k - “The one where Steve and Bucky pose as a happily married couple while on a mission for SHIELD, to catch an international arms dealer hiding in a suburban neighbourhood.“

The Art Of Trolling - 4k - “Since everyone thinks they can ask all kinds of intrusive questions about Captain America, it’s Bucky’s duty to troll the hell out of them.”

5 times Bucky and Steve were Unnaturally Comfortable Around Each Other, and the 1 Time They Weren’t - 5k - “Five times Steve and Bucky should have been uncomfortable but weren’t, so Tony and Clint devise a plan to prove that they’re sleeping together (even though they aren’t, they’re just really really oblivious).”

4 Minute Window - 24k - “Look, if they catch me,” Bucky muttered, “they’re either going to kill me or they’re going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can’t.”

The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) - 4.6k - “(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)”

M is for Murder - 4k - I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area. - Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers. Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA. Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children. Message for negotiations and payment details.

That Ass (Property of James Barnes) - 6k - “Bucky Barnes, world’s biggest troll. OR Five times Bucky traumatized the future with overshare about Steve’s ass and the one time someone wasn’t phased.”

family means no one gets left behind or forgotten - 11k - “Steve comes to terms with his new world, and gains some children in the process.”

Brooklyn - 8.7k - "Captain America, what’s your stance on gay marriage?“ Everyone knows that, by now. Everyone but Bucky.

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that-nerd-lj

7 years ago

This is so true

ENOUGH AREADY! WE GET IT - YOU THINK YOU KNOW SLYTHERIN...

We get that you think Slytherin girls are ‘winged eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man’. We get that you think our aesthetic is blood-red lipstick, the clack of stilettos on marble floors, and nails filed to a sharp point.

We get it.

We get that you think Slytherin boys are ‘jaw lines sharp enough to kill a man’ (perhaps we have that in common with the girls, you think?). We get that you think our mood is bitter black coffee, Shakespearean insults, and the burn of vodka as it cascades down your throat.

We get it. So enough already.

You think you know Slytherin? You think our girls are ‘bad-ass bitches’ and our boys are ‘refined gentlemen with wicked sharp tongues’?

Well, let us tell you what it really means to embody power, pride, fraternity, cunning, and ambition.

We’d be lying if we said Slytherin wasn’t that warm feeling of sinking deeper into your seat on the bus after you watch someone miss their stop. But, for all that, Slytherin is also when you were a child sitting on your dad’s shoulders - that feeling of being literally on top of the world, made all the more proud for knowing not only that the people who love you will raise you up but will be there to catch you if you fall.

That’s Slytherin - it’s what you wanted to be when you grew up, it’s your imaginary friend, and it’s getting an A on a test you studied damn fucking hard for.

And, sure, Slytherin is also silently thanking yourself that you looked your best on the days you ran into an ex partner. But Slytherin is the courage to end a going-nowhere relationship in the first place. Slytherin means willing to do what no one else can or will, to put aside desire, fear, and comfort and to just shed what doesn’t serve them; that means being cruel to be kind and knowing, in fact, that cruelty and kindness are not black and white concepts.

That’s Slytherin - it’s your little black dress, it’s self-help books, and it’s drunken chats with strangers in nightclub bathrooms.

We are so much more complex than men in suits or women in doc martens. If all you can think of is conceit when you think of cunning and if all you can think of is dominance when you think of power…then you do not know us. And we will not ask you to try harder next time because we would rather speak for ourselves.

So, enough already; we want ‘us’ done right, so we will do it ourselves.

That’s Slytherin.

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that-nerd-lj

6 years ago

Lidget me 😂😂

Slytherin: you all annoy me

Hufflepuff: *starts tearing up* i annoy you?

Slytherin: no not you honey, them two do *points at Ravenclaw and Gryffindor*

Ravenclaw: rude!

Gryffindor: im used to it

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that-nerd-lj

4 years ago

Oh Captain

(Mature! 18+ Only!)

Not Completed

Masterlist

One - A Proper Party

Two - Now It’s A Party

Three - Baby Girl

Four - Kinky?

Five - Good Girl

Six - Captain

Seven - He Returns

Eight - Yes Captain

Nine - In Control

A Smutty World

Masterlist

** Means it’s mature, smut, 18+ <OG> Means it is still On Going -List of Characters/Shows/Movies -Prompt List #1 Lap Dance One Shot Series <

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that-nerd-lj

3 years ago

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

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that-nerd-lj

6 years ago

severitus fic

snape: i have turned over a new leaf and see harry as an individual

snape: we share an experience of unsatisfactory home lives

snape: i am present and willing to deal with the consequences of my past

snape: for him, harry, my one and only son

dumbledore: i am so proud of you, my boy

snape: literally fuck off

sirius and ron: i don’t recognize your capacity for love

snape: like fuck all the way off, all of you

mcgonagall: i doubt your maturity based on past experience

hermione: nothing in your public behavior inspires total confidence

snape: valid point

snape: but also go to hell

harry: okay stop all of this

harry: i believe in forgiveness bc i need to move on for my own sake

snape: mhm mhm

snape: no yes i agree and support that decision

snape: even if i don’t actually feel i deserve this level of trust

snape: you mystical creature you

snape: now brb while i torture your entire family on your behalf

snape: so that you might overcome your childhood

snape: but with cleaner air to breathe and like maybe a new house

harry: okay, so how about no

harry: torture is still wrong, even if you do it for me

snape:

snape: ????

harry: i mean, i’m pretty sure everyone knows this

snape: ????????

snape: how did i ever confuse you for your father

lupin: exactly

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that-nerd-lj

7 years ago

I can't risk it

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that-nerd-lj

7 years ago

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won't get mad.

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that-nerd-lj

4 years ago