I Will Love This Always And Forever 😂😂

I love this 😂😂😂

albus severus has the largest harry potter merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.

harry goes to the kitchen for breakfast and is forced to eat harry potter shaped waffles.

the duvets get replaced with harry potter ones.

harry potter quotes are hung up all over the house.

the tapestry on the wall now has harry’s face on it.

“wtf  is this bobblehead of me doing in the loo- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!!!!!”

all three of his children wear round glasses around the house.

albus creates a harry potter day, where he dresses up as harry and speaks only in harry potter quotes.

“al, where are you going?”

“to diagon alley.— harry potter”

“al, do you want more meatloaf?”

“no. — harry potter”

“NOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR I’LL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!”

“okay.”

“…”

“-harry potter”

“MERLIN’S PA —”

*family meeting* “anything with my face on it is banned from this house.”

harry rolls over in bed at night and screams at the sight of ginny wearing a harry potter mask. 

First day as a teacher

I have decided that I want to become a teacher and have also decided that on type first day I will scare the shit out of the new year 7’s starting at the school 😂

*first day of class and tiny year 7 students standing outside the room*

Me: *door bursts open marking the students jump* Everyone in and stand behind your chair *Smirks*

*students do as told*

Me: *as walking quickly towards the front of the class room makeing cardigan/cape blow in the wind* There will be no foolish pen clicking. In. This. Class. *turns to to class* I don’t expect many of you to know the exact science and art that is Music, but there can be a select few who have a small understanding. I can teach you how to capture the ears and insnare the mind. I can teach you how to write and compose. Music is a powerful tool it could lighten the darkest of moods and would even in extrem cases put a stopper in death!

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

I’m smiling so much me cheeks hurt 😁

Gibbs x reader - Bets

So I’m absolutely crazy about your blog right now so here is my ask for a Gibbsxreader The R and gibbs are secretly married but then they find out she is pregnant and then the team accidentally finds out about all of it in one day or something I’m not sure if any of that made sense sorry 😳🙊 - @anycsirp

“I bet $50 that it’ll be a girl.”

Gibbs rolled his eyes at you as he carried on eating his breakfast.

“Come on Jethro don’t be such a sour patch.”

He rose his eyebrow at you. A small smirk at his lips.

“Okay, $50 it’s a boy.”

The pair of you shook hands. A wide grin on your face as you bounded up from the table.

“Pleasure doing business Mr. Gibbs! Cya later!”

“Where are you off to (Y/N)?” Gibbs asked amused.

“I have some friends to meet!”

“Okay, I’ll be at the office if you need anything.”

“Love you!”

Slamming the door closed you ran off. Jumping in your car as you took off towards the hospital.

Through the whole appointment you were nervous but when the results came you were bursting with excitement. You didn’t even think about it as you sped towards the Naval Yard. Getting through security without a hitch you bounded into the elevator.

Stopping it on the floor you knew he worked at you got out and tried to spot his familiar silver head but he was no where to be found.

“Can I help you ma’am?”

You turned towards the man. He looked young. A computer nerd.

“So which game is your addiction?”

“W..what?”

“You are a computer nerd, don’t lie to me I know these things.”

“Uhm.. D&D… Who are you?”

Your eyes scanned around again, pouting you turned to him.

“Where is Agent Gibbs? I need to speak with him.”

“He’s in interrogation right now, but you can sit and wait. I’m Agent Tim McGee.”

“(Y/N) Gibbs.” You smiled.

You didn’t even think about it as you said it. You took one look around as he led you to where his team worked. Spotting your husbands coat you sat at his desk despit McGee’s warnings not to.

After a few moments you spotted the man you were looking for and a bright grin spread on your face.

“Jethro! Jethro!”

He gave you a confused look but walked over. Crossing his arms as he gave you an amused smile.

“(Y/N).”

“You owe me 50 bucks, pay up!”

His eyes widened and his jaw slacked. Excitement twinkled in his eyes. Rushing over he pulled you into his arms. Pressing a long kiss to the top of your head.

When he pulled away a wide smile was on his face.

“A girl?”

“Uh huh, we’re going to have a girl!” You squealed throwing yourself at him again.

Gibbs chuckled, catching you mid jump. Holding you tightly against his chest. The pair of you happily stood like that until someone cleared their throat.

“Gibbs.”

“Leon.”

“Who might this be?” Leon asked with a smile.

“(Y/N), my wife.”

“Gibbs is married?!”

“Shut up Tony!”

You giggled a bit when you saw the woman slap Tony in the chest. Turning back to Leon with a smile, you waved at him.

“Well congratulations you two.”

With that he walked away, leaving the trio behind with sheepish looks.

“Is your wife with child?” The woman asked.

“Yes Ziva, (Y/N) is pregnant.” He chuckled.

Ziva grinned, walking over to you. Hugging Gibbs before she turned to you. Looking you up and down before giving you a quick hug as well.

“Congratulations.” She beamed walking away.

McGee nodded his head and went back to his desk while Tony gawked at the pair of you.

“DiNozzo, got a question or can you go back to work?”

“N..no boss.”

He quickly sat back at his desk. Laughing you slapped Gibbs’ chest slightly before leaning up to giving him a short kiss. Linking your hand with his.

“Come on, I want tea.”

“DiNozzo your in charge.” He shouted as you dragge him away

TAGS:

NCIS: @captainmarvel16 @darth-dorle

GIibbs: @kittenlittle24 @anycsirp

All: @sitkafay @havlindzk @drakelover78

I love this it’s so adorable 😍😍

Could You write Severus imagine how he does simple things with his wife and little daughter? Such as going to shop for groceries or spending evening together after long, hard day? 😗

A/N: yOU BET I CAN! Hello! I promise I’m not dead, just busy. Anyways: Here’s a 4/20 gift from me to you <3 Enjoy! 

Severus Snape: Potions master, ex-death eater and… family man?

Word count: 1.325 

Warnings: So. much. FLUFF!

It’s a known truth that your life changes when you have children. Things that used to be less than unimportant suddenly become some of the biggest concerns of your life. You shed the irresponsible, young, awake person you used to be and become a newer, more mature and so much more tired version of yourself. You become responsible for a whole life, and it is, for most people, a most wonderful thing. It’s also known that sometimes, the softness and naive wonder in a child can soften adults who were too hardened and cold from the horrors of the world. Sometimes children make you stop and look away from all the worries and bad news the world brings you, and make you focus on something so small, yet so innocent and significant, and it changes you, bit by bit. From the flowers, pebbles and doodles they give you to the way their head weighs on your chest when they fall asleep on you whilst you read them a story.

This was the case of Severus Snape, who had become the father of a daughter only a mere three years ago, but already had seen himself become softer, something his much younger self would call weak. Now he just called himself more loving, more caring and kind. His wife saw it too, occasionally teasing him about it, saying that if he kept going like this he might start handing out E’s more generously, but he really didn’t mind as much as he pretended to. He couldn’t explain how it had happened, but as he had held his child for the first time, he’d listened to her cry and thought that perhaps this had been a huge mistake, panic rising inside him until the nurse in the room had advised him on how to hold the baby, which had made her stop. And then, as if surprised, his daughter had opened her eyes and looked straight into his own with the most magnificent gaze Severus had ever seen, hitting him with the tranquillising realisation that this child was his and that it was his responsibility to keep her safe from any harm. He’d tried so hard not to let tears fall as he quietly promised to be so much better than the father he had had, promising the newborn to take care of her, even if it meant he was hurt. From then on his daughter had continued to surprise him, melting his cold demeanour, day by day.

‘Should we get the green, yellow or black tea?’ Severus’ wife pointed at each box as she listed them, then looked back to their daughter, who had her small finger in her mouth, her brows slightly frowning as if considering a grave big decision. Her deep, almost black eyes scanned along the boxes, then went back to the first one, then to the last one before finally landing on the one in the middle. She put her finger forward and pointed. Severus heard his wife mumble ‘Excellent choice’ approvingly, smiling, as she picked the box off the shelf and put it in a basket. Severus smiled a little at the scene. Truth be told, no matter how much his daughter may change him, grocery shopping would never be his thing. He always felt sort of out of place amongst the brightly coloured boxes and sharp lights.

Still, his wife had dragged him along, insisting that if anything, it was his turn to do the grocery shopping. Severus looked down as he felt a tug at his robes. He met the large, dark eyes that his daughter had inherited from him. She stretched her arms upwards.

‘Up!’ She said. Severus smiled as he picked her up and put her on his shoulders. ‘Where’d your mother go?’ He asked her. She pointed and Severus took off, feeling strangely sentimental.

***

Maybe grocery shopping wasn’t Severus’ thing, but cooking dinner certainly was. After dinner, it was time to start working on the thousands of assignments that needed to be graded, whilst his wife read to their daughter. It was tough, concentrating on the lists of ingredients and their purposes when the sound of your daughter babbling on about her favourite of the farm animals in the book. Chuckling to himself, Severus wrote a note and a grade, put the assignment away and began on the next one. As the pile of parchment got smaller, the sound of babbling died down, as the telly was turned on and the sound of some family-friendly movie filled the room.

‘Alright, bedtime.’ Severus’ wife said, picking up the sleepy toddler, who had been dozing off on the sofa.

‘Maybe if you’re lucky,’ His wife said ‘Daddy’ll tell you a bedtime story?’ Both the woman and toddler looked hopefully at Severus, who smiled softly. ‘I’ll be with you in a minute.’ He answered. Putting down his quill and putting the remaining papers aside, Severus stood up and made his way to his daughter’s bedroom, where his daughter was waiting for him, already having been tucked in by his wife.  The little girl was holding a book.

‘You already picked one?’ Severus asked, sitting down beside the bed. The girl nodded making a determined ‘Mhmm’ sound. Severus smiled and picked up the book. Then he opened to the first page, cleared his throat and began reading:’Once upon a time…’

***

‘And the princess lived happily ever after. The end.’ Severus finished. He looked up to see his daughter fast asleep. He tilted his head as he adored the toddler. What on earth could he possibly have done to deserve such an amazing daughter? He stroked her hair gently, before turning off her bedside lamp. He let the door to her bedroom stay slightly open. Outside in the living room sat his wife with a book. She looked up at him with a smile.

‘Is she sleeping?’ She asked, extending her hand, gesturing him to come closer. He did. He nodded as he sat down beside her. ‘Yes, she is,’ He said ‘If not then she certainly has a knack for pretending.’ He added, chuckling. His wife laughed lightly, then sighed happily.

‘She’s wonderful.’ She said. Severus put an arm around her. ‘Of course, she is. She has you for a mother.’ He said, earning a laugh from his wife. ‘Oh please, you’re favourite!’ She chuckled. Severus frowned a little. ‘You really think so?’ He asked, his wife nodded. ‘Yeah, she loves you.’ She mumbled fondly, there was a pause as she caressed his cheek, then she added. ‘As do I.’ Severus pulled her into an embrace, stroking her back. ‘I love you too.’ He mumbled into her hair. For a moment there was silence, with the exception of their breaths and the crackling of the fire. ‘Gosh,’ Severus’ wife mumbled, ‘Who knew you of all people would become a family man?’ She said in a whisper. Grinning, Severus softly pushed her away. ‘I’m not a family man.’ He protested. His wife raised her brows. ‘Sure you’re not.’ She said with a sarcastic tone, ‘Wanna go to bed then, Mr I’m-not-a-family-man-I-just-cook-the-dinner?’ She asked, extending her hand. Chuckling, Severus took it. ‘Yes, I do, Mrs There’s-a-reason-I-cook-Because-I-value-my-pots-and-pans.’ He answered. ‘Oh be quiet, you!’ His wife answered, grinning. Severus pulled her in and kissed her softly, then looked into her eyes and said: ‘You started it.’

As his wife laughed softly, Severus vowed to himself, much like he had done several times before, not to ever turn out like his own father and to never ever let go of the family he had. And as his wife kissed him again, he closed his eyes and knew at that moment that it was a vow he was going to keep.

This make me laugh

Talk to me about Slytherins

Talk to me about Slytherins

Slytherins who are ambitious, and yet lazy as hell. Slytherins who have so many ambitions that they wallow in despair while trying to choose one. Slytherins who get anxiety when they feel like they won’t be able to achieve their dreams. Slytherins who will cut a bitch if they try to interfere with their long term goals. Slytherins who, when given a task will go to the ends of he’ll to achieve it, but with no purpose will sit around doing nothing all day long. Slytherins who hide their social anxiety by being the snarkiest, most sarcastic person they can be…and yet being the softest most caring person with their best friend (slytherpuff for the win) (still don’t lose their snark tho)

Slytherins who support the underdog in a team because they know what it feels like to be the weak link, and goddamn if they let anyone else feel like that. Slytherins who get only four hours of sleep because they have so much to do so they can go ahead and achieve their dreams

Just…Slytherins, man

Ya know, I’m sorry, but even as a kid, Petunia was obnoxious, and she never got any less obnoxious, but all y'all gremlins crawling out of the woodwork to paint her as some innocent victim of a horrible vicious attack because Snape did accidental magic in response to her insulting him (much like Harry did to his Aunt Marge decades later for exactly the same reasons).

But in this moment she’s oowoo pure innocent poor victim of mean nasty Snape (and where are y'all defending Aunt Marge huh). 

Y'all fuckers are about as honest as a professional counterfeiter

So me 😂😂

Ravenclaw: I’m cold.

Gryffindor: Here, have my jacket.

Hufflepuff: Hey, I’m cold too.

Slytherin: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Hufflepuff* I fucking have to makes sure you don’t fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you’re allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how fucking long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.