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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

Happy April Fools 2024

JDHSKXHSK I’M LOSING IT OVER THIS

Title: Pup Speak

Summary: Kal Cavill and Dodger Evans trade observations about their masters

*No permission is given for reposting my work, copying it, ideas or parts it and claiming it as your own*

Warning: it’s fluffy but mentions of NSFW behavior

Author’s Note: Ok I did something. I’ve had this idea for awhile that I wanted to write a story about Henry Cavill and Chris Evans and their dogs, Kal and Dodger. The idea was suppose to be the dogs talking to each other about their masters’ antics; basically a Look Who’s Talking story but with dogs. I mentioned it to @littlefreya and after some shitposting to each other, I rearranged some stuff and turned it into this silly little edit. It’s not the story I originally meant but I thought it was hilarious just the same and I hope it makes you guys laugh too.

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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason