Please Remember That Almost Everyone Around You Is Traumatized. I Didn’t Understand This When I Was

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

Just for you @sweater-daddiesdumbdork

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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

The inherent fucking racism/xenophobia in the “Save Christmas” rhetoric????? They imposed lockdowns twice right before Eid, countless Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist and more holidays went by in lockdown and now that its Christmas it’s somehow more important? People out there telling all of us that our holidays and religions don’t matter and we have to step up for society (which we did btw) are now going “oh no not Christmas whatever will we do??” Now that it’s YOUR holiday you finally pay attention? Fuck off. We could have been careful and ended this months ago but y’all decided to play around until it came to Christmas. The government deciding to not give a shit about Eid but decide to “protect Christmas” tells you everything you need to know.

I would read this, it sounds amazing!!! 🤩

Maybe the gayest reaction I’ve ever had to something was when I was like 14 and reading ‘Twilight’ for the first time, and when Bella first said she was in love with Edward I was like, “what the fuck. Since when? He’s your friend.” I legit thought she was interested in him out of like,,,,,,, professional curiosity smh

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

Title: Pup Speak

Summary: Kal Cavill and Dodger Evans trade observations about their masters

*No permission is given for reposting my work, copying it, ideas or parts it and claiming it as your own*

Warning: it’s fluffy but mentions of NSFW behavior

Author’s Note: Ok I did something. I’ve had this idea for awhile that I wanted to write a story about Henry Cavill and Chris Evans and their dogs, Kal and Dodger. The idea was suppose to be the dogs talking to each other about their masters’ antics; basically a Look Who’s Talking story but with dogs. I mentioned it to @littlefreya and after some shitposting to each other, I rearranged some stuff and turned it into this silly little edit. It’s not the story I originally meant but I thought it was hilarious just the same and I hope it makes you guys laugh too.

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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason