A True Escape Artist

experiencing hallucinations is nowhere near as interesting or intriguing as horror media hypes it up to be btw its mostly just annoying as fuck. like okay skinless body i see out of the corner of my vision you got me the first time but this shits gettin old pack it up......

The part of that adrenaline high when you can feel all your sore muscles, but you still have too much energy

The issue with people asking what the problem is, is I don’t know and that’s a problem

Ah, Thai food, my beloved.

How I could not live without your peanuts and hints of citrus. How my cheeks swell, and my lips redden, and oh this is an allergic reaction. Well, I’m still eating it. I’ll get more next week and see how it goes.

You ever wanna talk about your ocs but you dont have anything to say really you just kinda

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes

King K. Rool x Donkey Kong: The New Empire

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong must team up with their nemesis King K. Rool to stop the evil Skar Lanky who intends to take over DK Island and the world

Band event, they always work out.

Do we have sousaphones loosely stored under the bus? Yes. Are we in the bus that ran over a stop sign, has slammed the brakes on a freeway, and takes speed bumps like suggestions?…also yes. It’ll be fiiiinnne

Do you ever have your eye sockets just open and then feel the air go through them? Yes…No? Ok then

bored poll time!

feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here