Thatoneteen - Dear Evan Hansen, Im Going To Bed And Here's Why

I will never live this down

Why did you do this to us, David? Why?!

"You can't leave this bookshop." SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭😭😭

Better

What if... in Season 3 Aziraphale finds out what it's like to be Crowley's friend.

But, just his friend.

Sure, he'll help Aziraphale save the world and it feels like it did at Armageddon't The First. Except, then he doesn't invite him back for a nightcap and somewhere to stay.

And then Aziraphale calls to tell him about something he needs help with, and yes he answers, but he doesn't come over. Instead, he gives him advice over the phone and hangs up.

Maybe Aziraphale invites him out to dinner or to a show, and he turns him down because "he's just not feeling being around people tonight" but he hopes the angel has fun.

And then they finally do decide to get together, and they have dinner and it's nice, but something feels off. Then Aziraphale orders dessert, and Crowley excuses himself and leaves, and Aziraphale finds out that tiramisu doesn't taste as good when Crowley isn't watching him eat it.

Because Crowley needs to set boundaries to keep his heart safe.

And Aziraphale discovers they were never just friends. And now he hates it.

I was messing around with bitmojji

Ta Da

The face of someone who thinks they are very smart but is about to get played for a sucker

Same energy

Me the past three months

50% #innefable husbands, 49% #this is the metatrons fault, 1% dumbass.

@hikarry here you go newt being scared of Crowley

p.t. 4, 33 AD

okay ik i said i was done for the day but this is fun

how the South downs cottage looks in my head