Shitposting Instead Of Writing My Fic Yey

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Dream belongs to jokublog

This design was inspired by hexcia's and thaltro's design of Dream

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Me and my family are doing egg rolling races tomorrow. We were decorating our eggs and I put Sonic characters on it

Sonic because, y'know, speed

Having the ultimate lifeform on my egg might make it the ultimate egg

Tails didn't show up very well but it's okay

Guys- guys- I'm not alive. I'm not even real. I never have been. I'm just a hallucination that a lot of people have. This isn't an actual post. You're just fucking crazy.

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

I Am Menstruating, So Here's A Period Thought.

(Yes, it's about aliens again.)

We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcohol (although I did once have a cat who loved beer), caffeine, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, any spicy food, tomatoes, the list goes on. Dairy products, everyone.

I am currently having period cravings. For hot cheetos, spicy ramen, raspberry-infused dark chocolate, and hot cocoa. Any and all of that would kill a dog.

But, would it kill an alien?

I once saw a thing that said that chocolate is a universally poisonous substance. And sure, I'll stand by that. If you give chocolate to any species except for humans, they will die. Miserably.

BUT! And this is a large but.

HUMANS ARE NOT ALL-POWERFUL, NOR ARE THEY ALL-IMMUNE!

Pokeweed (a little, deadly plant characterized by its red stem and purple berries) is absolutely lethal to us. One tiny berry will kill us. Oleander, a beautiful pink/red/white flower, can kill with any/all of its parts. Nightshade, recognized by its bright red berries, kills in less than 24 hours.

Aliens consider all of these plants to be delicacies.

Zygerin chefs whip up fabulously delicious hemlock soups for their patrons. Ytertjjijkis bakers utilize nightshade, pokeweed, and yew in all of their most famous pastries. Aàkî cooks use Oleander and destroying angel mushrooms in common garden salads.

But yes, chocolate is deadly to them. And the other 99.999% of the universe.

im actually kinda proud on these. now take them and run /j

Color belongs to superyoumna

Killer belongs to rahafwabas 

Cross belongs to jakei95 

Epic belongs to yugogeer012 

Delta belongs to AnimatedZorox

Guys my uncle is toby fox and he told me this will happen in chapter three. Yes, he is winging his ding until he gasters. And chapter 3,4,5 will come out in 420 days. Believe me I’m telling the truth please please ple-

Gossip trio :D

Ok so like several months ago, @seaskate suggested that I draw them, and I just finally got around to it. Thanks for the suggestion!! ^_^