Please, Hold My Yuri For A Moment

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

Hi guys

It's funny that Cross is the only one of the Bad Guys who comes from a separate AU rather than the Undertale timeline. The former classics probably have a bunch of literally common memories. It can be awkward for Cross. At the same time, they were all engaged in science. Cross may start to consider himself the stupidest person on the team, because he's the only one who hasn't studied the space-time continuum. At least, this also applies to their boss. He doesn't know how many books Nightmare has read.

Dead apple but everyone is still in their pajamas

I think it would be funny if everyone collectively just didnt care to change in to their work clothes for the plot of dead apple cause imagine Chuuya fighting that big ass dragon still in his dog themed pajama pants 🐶

Jane Bielawski and her doll “Missy”. Following the suspicious death of some of her playmates in New York tenement, police attempted to interview Jane. According to reports, the young girl went ‘crazy’ and accused her doll of the murders, before throwing the doll out of her apartment window while screaming “Bad dolly. Naughty dolly!” Jane was taken to Bloomingdale Asylum to be treated for ‘hysterica’. She was never to leave the institution, dying there an old woman in 1968.

I know this isn't what I normally post but I can't get it off my mind

An SCP who is a teenager who can summon demons, but they have to chant. Nothing else, not over powered, just summons demons by chanting. Obviously the foundation has to put a clamp over their mouth or something like that, but this is a child, so they always find a way to chant but not chant. So I'd say it would be pretty funny during a breakout to see a teenager waving their arms around like those inflatable guys in front of sale places and just chanting "hamburger cheeseburgers big Mac whoopah" just for a ring of fire to surround them and an deep exhausted voice could be heard saying: "the fuck do you want now child?"

youo know on this website i see ppl post things about other trans people that are borderline indistinguishable from anti trans threads/boards or kiwifarms. idk how to tell you this but idrc if u think someone is at a 'cringey' stage in their transition or they annoy u. that shits straight up evil. ur doing the opps work for them