Drew this out of this fandom’s lack of Papyri.
Time to share this freak here.
Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.
2012 nicole dollanganger i love you
*grabs your hands and speaks to you in a tone that is so gentle* they/them pronouns stop being universal once you learn a person's pronouns. Sometimes that person's pronouns will include they/them and in that specific case you are allowed to keep using those pronouns for that person. In any case where you learn a persons pronouns and that person doesn't use they/them, you should no longer use those pronouns for that person. If you continue to use they/them pronouns knowing that person doesn't use them, you are now misgendering that person. Kindly stop doing that please. Thank you, I love you.
We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective
One of the underrated funny moments in The Son of Neptune for me will always be when Mars was asking for a pen and he was like "200 Romans and no one has a pen" because my mind was thinking about the fact that Percy did technically have a pen but he was a Greek and he fucking hated Ares too much either way lmao. Plus he didn't know the pen could write. He still wouldn't have given it to Mars though if he knew.
friendly reminder to the cotl fandom that goat and lamb are canonically nonbinary and use they/them pronouns. despite how much the wiki insists their gender is up to the player it is in fact not
in penance for trying to kidnap her and make her their queen that one time, mabel pines is inventing a new sport called gnome bowling
Me and my family are doing egg rolling races tomorrow. We were decorating our eggs and I put Sonic characters on it
Sonic because, y'know, speed
Having the ultimate lifeform on my egg might make it the ultimate egg
Tails didn't show up very well but it's okay
this morning im meditating on just how truly funny it is that alex went with making bill the obsessed one.
like ford was dedicated, he worshipped bill, but ford's devotion made sense. there was a logic and rationality to it and it had boundaries that were consistent and he followed. he worshipped bill for his knowledge and power, loved him for what they had in common and how they got along, left him when he learned of bill's true nature and intentions, and took it upon himself to make up for his mistake by turning that dedication from serving bill to killing bill. this is relatable and understandable.
but making your series main villain, someone immortal and with godlike powers and abilities and influence doggedly obsessed with just some nerd is like. really funny. girl go fuck a black hole, take a neutron star out for dinner, text back one of the eldritch gods on the edge of time. ford collects moths.
Once again, Ron DeSantis' hateful, transphobic agenda rears its ugly head
Includes a link to a petition to have teacher Melissa Calhoun reinstated