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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

I'm trying 🥺

Survive the Torture.

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

What should I name her?

MY MIMIKYU PLUSH CAME MY MIMIKYU PLUSH CAME!!!!!!!!!!

MY MIMIKYU PLUSH CAME MY MIMIKYU PLUSH CAME!!!!!!!!!!

reblog if you dont have a bra on

reblog to pet the user you reblogged this from

reblog this post to charge up The Contraption

I fucking love painting shoes

IT HAS BERN FIXED!!!

My fire alarm is just, beeping every 30 seconds or so. I have no idea how to fix this and a fear of fire alarm from one going off like, a shit ton last year when I lived in the dorms. This is great.

My fire alarm is just, beeping every 30 seconds or so. I have no idea how to fix this and a fear of fire alarm from one going off like, a shit ton last year when I lived in the dorms. This is great.

Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it

I demand vampires with parent issues. the parents in question have been dead for 7 centuries but their immortal offspring still bring them up every week in therapy

plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺

reblog if your dms are a safe space for girlcock

Lol

A. What's the in shed?

B. Goddammit all Flynn writes is angery women who go down south

Is Flynn anti-feminist or is she like, a hard core feminist? B/c like, fuck this book has fucking layers

I wanna eat, but I'm bored hungry not hungry hungry. Basically I need something in my mouth.

TSA does a service in boring the shit out of any terrorists so they think "ya'know whay?? Fuck this. This isn't worth my time."

ummm…

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

cock