Reasons Why Xingyun Is The Best And Most Canon Ship Cause I Love Them

Venti: octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because they are blessed with this ability. however, they don’t even hug one person because they have made covenant with evil. any questions?

Barbara: where is our regular pastor?

Venti: in a better place now sit down immediately

Marinette: Who broke it?

Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Adrien: I did. I broke it.

Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?

Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.

Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.

Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.

Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.

Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.

Marinette: No. Who broke it?

Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.

Marc: Really?!

Nathaniel: Yeah really!

Everyone: *starts yelling*

Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Itto, playing basketball: this ones for you, traveler

Traveler: oh no you really don’t have to-

Itto: *shoots and misses*

Kaeya: hey how do you like this picture i painted

Diluc: do you accept constructive criticism

Kaeya: sure

Diluc: it fucking sucks

Kaeya: that wasn’t constructive criticism

Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god

Klee: do you still have that giant astronomy coloring book back at your house?

Mona: it’s not a coloring book

Klee: uh oh

Leviathan: just found out that people eat fish, what the actual fuck, what the fuck you guys

Leviathan: actually on second thought that’s kinda hot

Satan: please give it a third thought

Childe: i’m about to go fight scaramouche i’ll post the vid later

Childe: nvm i got my ass beat i’m not posting that shit

Paimon: could you be any more annoying

Venti: easily

MC: i seriously can’t believe you did that at my grandma’s funeral

Leviathan: i don’t understand why it’s such a big deal-

MC: it’s common sense!

Leviathan, later talking to Beelzebub: so apparently i was not suppose to play clash of clans at their grandma’s funeral. how the hell was i suppose to know that?