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Incorrect Obey Me Quotes - Blog Posts
Barbatos: I wanted to have a good day today.. but no. Body horror.
Mc: Are you okay-
Barbatos: there's an eyelash in my eye.
Mammon to Barbatos, seconds before being stabbed with a butter knife: "What? Are ya gonna stab me with that butter knife?"
Mc: I lost me my wrongdude, have you seen it anywhere?
Lucifer:
Mc:
Lucifer: Mc, are you alright?
Mc, sobbing: Answer the question
Cannon, this really happened, I was there- I was the shirt Diavolo's wearing
this is exactly why i get nothing done in life
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Luke: sure you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god
Leviathan: once mammon walked into my room and started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day
Leviathan: just found out that people eat fish, what the actual fuck, what the fuck you guys
Leviathan: actually on second thought that’s kinda hot
Satan: please give it a third thought