Bonus:

30/12/24

and that's why we don't stream

NOTE: i was so close to just leaving only phil here, cuz boy was i struggling with dan,,, still not 100% happy with him, but listen, it's sister daniel, i had to persevere for my girl 😤 also i just. left it very messy, sorry, don't really have a brain for something better atm

anyways, this was all just an excuse to paint phil's side profile. SORRY, it's a nice face, what can i say.

Nostalgia

(back when Phil was seen as the 'pure' 'wholesome' one who never cussed)

self deprecation dan gotta love it

PLS this is so nostalgic

watched this years ago ahh it's a classic

*you might cry watching this one/gen*

he is the funniest person alive

hope their yuletide was, indeed, gay :]

I still don't understand why some people think that Dan and Phil dislike large swathes of the phandom. They know we're crazy! It's one of the reasons they love us so much! We submitted them to an RPF tournament 114 times and printed out a screenshot of the final poll and sent it in as a fucking preshow question and they reblogged the poll to help us win. They printed us sweatshirts saying legalize catboys and we wore them in public and then, on twitter, we found the normal people who posted about seeing us. We raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for charity and in return they gave each other eyebrow slits live on camera because they know we love to see them embrace edgier looks and touch each other. We told them that they raised us and instead of saying "no we didn't who are you" they apologized for being bad parents and sold us a hat that said "Dan and Phil are my dads." They turned Dan into a golden pig; no one even asked for that! In any way! They just did that! For the memes and the Dragon City sponsorship money! Someone made a post nine years ago about Dan and Phil kissing onstage at a combined MCR/FOB/panic concert and we kept passing that post around and referencing it for nine years, and when they realized MCR and FOB were performing together for the first time in more than a decade, they decided to reenact the post and put it on instagram, tumblr, twitter, and tiktok. We said their Sims 4 outfits were ugly, they made an entire apology video. We shipped them together, they said surprise! Our show is the matchmaking event of the century. They named their show tit. THEY NAMED THEIR SHOW TIT. We're crazy. They're crazy. Together, we've created one of the most unhinged fanbases on the internet. We matched each other's phreak and I think there's something pheautiful about that.

I'm screaming and crying and throwing up because how funny Dan's response to this was💀😭

When will my dads (dan and phil) return from the war (a well deserved christmas break) or at least write a letter with tales of times past (australasia photo dump on insta)

PRAYING ON MY KNEES PHIL DOES A BIRTHDAY LIVESTREAM THIS YR 🛐🛐🛐🛐 PLEASEEEEEE IDK HOW HELL DO IT W THE TOUR BUT FATHER PHILLIP IF UR LISTENING🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐