every word of heidi’s monologue gave me flashbacks
Geez, I sure hope history doesn’t repeat itself…
Whoever said Dev Patel as Jon Sims you’re so correct (also… more Gerry <33)
What the two will be separated by now ep 26 and 27 have happened
Edit: Oh god please no this can’t be what I’m known for in this fandom 😭
The Brainrot has set in for Mag Protocol
Frothing at the mouth to see where this all goes
Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:
Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
Has no clue what a joke is
Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
Had to have two separate interventions
Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat
Allegedly participated in amdram
Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess
Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
Knows nothing about library science
Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
Asexual icon
Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode
Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
Died for our Jonathan Sins
Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss
had to Google what an APV was for this
this is his song did we all agree
The girls 💖
They hate each other 💖
I hope they kiss 💖
i love how all of the other characters in tmagp have such versatile designs that vary from artist to artist, but when it came to gwen, we all collectively agreed that she looks like that one snobbish highschool bully with blonde hair and a black hairtie.
alice girl it's ok you can loosen your grip on that self-assigned role of office jester that you've got there
sam's subplot: hey guys any news on the magnus institute? :D alice's subplot: just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it celia's subplot:
gwen's subplot:
My first proper TMAGP art and its on the day Season 2 airs hxbdbd
They make me physically ill I'm going insane
is this anything
All I thought about in this bit
Celia and Gwen in fierce competition to see who can tell the most lies. Alice about to burst a blood vessel. Colin getting digested as we speak. Sam doing absolutely terrible in the custody of Commando G. I. Georgie. Sound design that feels like it’s eating your brain. What an episode.
remember when Mr Bonzo went "it's Bonzo time!" and bonzoed all over the place
alice’s lack of media literacy is astounding. she didn’t even pick up on the anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist tones of the case! she didn’t comprehend the basis of the commentary at all </3
magnus archives: man eats computer???
magnus protocol: computer eats MAN???
"i am not her. i am here" everyone, new pronouns (here/there) just dropped
fuck you. [breaks you down into your base elements and deletes them one at a time]
The ushanka jokes r too close now y'all
diversity win! this office is all women because the it guy got eaten by a computer, and the only other male employee fell through a wormhole in space!