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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Crack

Cedric: What did you want to tell me, Harry?

Harry: Have my babies

Cedric: ...

Harry: I mean, the first task is dragons

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McGonagall: Potter, who is your partner for the Yule Ball?

Ron: *kicks down the door while in a stunning blue dress and four-inch heels*

Ron: It's me, bitches.

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Ron: My dad sent you this to help with the second task

Ron: *opens up box to reveal a bunch of rubber duckies*

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Harry: Can you give me advice on how to talk to girls?

Sirius: *stares at Harry blankly while the Mii theme plays*

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*Quidditch world cup*

Arthur: Hey, where's Percy?

Harry: I'll go check

*five minutes later*

Harry, traumatized: He's fucking my old Quidditch captain

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Draco: *sees Harry and Ron dancing at the Yule Ball*

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

*later*

Draco, writing a letter: Dear Father, I have never been so heart broken or betrayed

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

i feel like this has meme potential, for anyone out there that wants to do something with it

taken from this video

Sam and Bucky at...

HOME DEPOT (cause I love Home Depot) headcanon: this is very random and stupid sorry not sorry actually

Bucky half retiring and finding things to do around the house

They bought an old house in New Orleans and Buck doesn’t want ANYONE doing repairs except himself or Sam

Bucky is literally a malewife now, and he’s loving it: cooking, cleaning, gardening... he loves Sam’s smile when he comes home from a mission and there’s a big cake on the countertop

Because yes, Bucky did actually learn to cook at some point

Basically, doing mundane chores calms his mind and he can finally breathe

So on Sam’s week off, they both go to Home Depot.

“There’s a leak in the sink, I think I’m gonna replace it. Saw a nice one in the catalog”

“I want a faux marble countertop Sam, Rhodey has one and they’re really smooth...”

“What color do you prefer? Winter Mood white or Oatmeal white?”

Obviously, Sam would let him do whatever her wanted, the house was looking better than ever

Bucky’s smile when he parked made Sam’s heart flutter cause he. Is. WHIPPED

Bucky is a dad. Hands clasped behind his back as he walks through the aisles, leading the way for Sam and the cart

When a vendor asks if they need help, Bucky’s first thought is to say: “bitch please. I literally know how to build a house” but since he’s now polite, he smiles and asks them where the paint is, even though he already knows.

“Ok Sam? Can you go get me some wooden planks? Thanks baby”

“Doll? Come look at these lamps! They would look good in the living room don’t you think?”

And let me tell you. If he ever finds a 40’s inspired piece, lemme tell u he’s buying it

And when they come back home, he so happy cause he can already imagine how the house is gonna look like, and he can just picture his boyfriend in the middle of the new decorations

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Lol wrote this at 3 am

Pour one out for a real one.

I love this song, and now have more reason to love it:

Rat

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Rat

We didn't forget about it.

The media is silencing it.

Update: Holy shit I hate this book so much

Can I just say:

How dare he