Please Get Rid Of My Writer's Block!!!!

bye bye petit papillon 

So I just saw the Miraculous Movie and-

I'm a hardcore lukanette shipper

But Jeremy Zag got me hooked on the love square?! Their dynamic felt so natural, ladynoir and adrinette were handled at a nice pace, and their filler moments did not felt like filler.

Also the animation is top-notch, the characters look gorgeous, most of the songs were amazing (especially the tikki-marinette duo), it made Paris feel alive unlike the series

SPOILERS AHEAD

And did I mention how they managed Gabriel and Chloe??

The mean girl joke stays the mean girl joke without baiting us with a redemption arc and then deconstruct it. Granted, the movie couldn't have accommodate it in two hours, but still, it's greatly appreciated.

And sure, tragic backstory doesn't justify terrorism, but unlike the series has done twice, Gabriel actually shows emotions? And cares about his son???!

Hopefully they make a sequel.

After rewatching the series before the launching of Ephemeral, this is where I currently stand with the characters:

Angstrien Depreste:

Marinette:

Alya:Blog™

Nino: DJ™

Ivan: Emo™

Kim: Muscle™

Max: Nerd™

Nathaniel: Draws™

Marc: Writes™

Mylène: Ecology™

Alix: Skates™

Juleka: Goth™

Rose & Jagged:

Sabrina: Oh right she exists

Mary-Zoe: Jared Leto is now playing Chloé

Gabriel, Audrey and Lila:

Tom: Bakes™

Roland: Boomer Bakes™

Sabine: China Mom™

Nathalie, Kagami, Gorilla, Penny, Mendeleiev, Butler Jean & Su Han: Holds the braincells of all Paris

Fu, Bustier, Mayor Bourgeois, literally every other adult in this show:

The kwamis: Cute I guess

Last but not least:

Hey, so I've been searching endlessly for a hayffie fic on ao3, but it seems to elude me. If anyone can help me to find it, I'd be really grateful.

The premise was that the rebellion happened not on the third quarter quell, but at the second one. Five/six years later, the rebels won and made a final hunger games for the capitol children, and Haymitch ends up as Effie's mentor.

"Haymitch was furious. Dr. Trinket was a good man"

Snow's granddaughter, who I'm pretty sure was named Cassandra, was also in the games. Effie kills her with a mahogany branch.

After Effie wins, she goes to travel around with her father and then returns to Haymitch

"You did promised to take me on a date"

Then they settle down and have a daughter

It was published somewhere around 2015 and 2022, but I haven't been able to find it anywhere in ao3.

For as much arguments Snape's actions and motives brings to the table, everyone prefers him, Draco or even Bellatrix and Voldemort to live, but Umbridge. Fucking Umbitch. I swear, it has been decades but we still want that woman dead.

tbh, the thing that really gets me about Astruc's tirades against Chloe is that it's the epitome of something i've seen across A Lot of different fandoms where fans are more vicious about the child/teenage character who's just An Asshole than they are towards characters in the same series who are abusers/genocidal/otherwise terrible people like, they're okay with the latter being redeemed no matter how forced but the former needs to Die or w/e, but this time its the damn creator acting like this

Really? What kind of fandoms have you seen this behavior in?

this is the only valid twitter thread

Please help to promote this ship!

Ravenclaw x Slytherin

every fucking time i see someone using the term American to refer to USA citizens i want to put my head inside a blender. idc you do not have another word for saying people from the usa, America is a whole continent not just your country. I'm tired of watching the whole world reducing it all to the United States.

Disney: *releases a film that is not necessarily palatable or for non-latinx audiences*

The gringos: I don’t understand this therefore it’s bad

Other gringos: I don’t understand it but I’m gonna fetishize the Latinos in this film ❤️

Did Voldemort knew James Potter was an Animagus?

I was re-reading Prisoner of Azkaban when that question popped into my mind. Like, in the next books we learn that Voldemort knew Peter could turn into a rat and Remus was a werewolf, but what about the rest of the Marauders? Did he knew about James and Sirius being illegal animagi?

We also know Pettigrew was telling Voldemort all he knew about Lily and James a year before he killed them, but did Pettigrew mention that James was an animagus and could turn into a stag, or did he considered it an irrelevant fact for his Lord plans? Or even worse, what if he knew it might be important for Potter's destiny and didn't told him because he wanted to repay and excuse with James? I would like to go with the third option, remembering he spared Harry's life in Malfoy's manor, betraying Voldemort and getting killed for it.

All I can imagine now is an AU in which You-Know-Who arrives to Godric's Hollow, but in the front yard of Potter's house he founds face to face with a giant stag in front of the door, and James charges after him with his antlers and Voldemort runs/fly away because he's scared as shit of this misterious deer who came out off nowhere and kicked his ass. Meanwhile Lily and Harry had already fled far away to safety with Uncle Padfoot on his motorbike.

Back with Voldy's Death Eaters Wormtail smiles sadly, knowing his friends are safe and he thinks this has to be the best prank Prongs has ever done. So do think Padfoot and Moony.