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Wishing a speedy recovery to Anthony Borges, 15. Used his body to hold a door closed to protect his classmates. Shot 5 times Hero.

this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog

AGAIN. I see nothing about this side of the country on this site. PLEASE. Send as much as you can manage their way - support, money, whatever you can.

This is super terrifying. More than 30 people have already been killed, and many are missing. The world is facing tragedy after tragedy these days and it’s getting scarier by the minute 

The Signs as Bill Cipher quotes

Aries: DEER TEETH,FOR YOU KID!

Taurus: NOW MEET THE GANG OF INTERDIMENSIONAL CRIMINALS AND NIGHTMARES I CALL MY FRIENDS!

Gemini: WELL, WELL, WELL. SOMEONE'S LOOKING DESPERATE.

Cancer: I'M INSANE EITHER WAY.

Leo: IT'S FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE.

Virgo: SORRY KID, BUT YOU'RE MY PUPPET NOW!

Libra: REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEE!

Scorpio: HOW BOUT INSTEAD I SHUFFLE THE FUNCTION OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE!

Sagittarius: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO CORPSES!

Capricorn: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE YOU'RE MOLECULES!

Aquarius: OH I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS! (slowed down and distorted)LOOOOTS OF THINGSSS!

Pisces: DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M LIKE! WHEN! I'M! MAD!

The Black man needs our help, let’s do it. Your reblog can save a life!

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Not risking it

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

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((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

Me getting excited for Summer of Steven tonight and then remembering that my tv isn't working.

I recently joined a campaign as a Dwarf fighter, the existing characters are a tiefling warlock, a human ranger, and a drow monk. My characters introduction was basically an all out brawl with the tiefling, which led to me getting my ass kicked and us all being taken to jail, then later released. The tiefling and I now have some mutual respect and she offered to buy me a drink.The following conversation happens

Monk, to ranger: we need to talk, privately Ranger: *in elvish* what? Monk:*in elvish* we gotta kill like everyone in the city Ranger: *in common* NO WHAT THE HELL Tiefling and I: ….??? *more bickering in elvish* Ranger: *in infernal, to the monk* FUCK YOU Tiefling: *in infernal*excuse me?! Did you forget I speak infernal?? What is going on?? *more bickering, which my character can’t understand* Me: *in dwarvish* I WOULD LIKE TO GO DRINK ALCOHOL everyone: *stops bickering* …..what? Me: yeah I know a language too! Now shut up and let’s go!