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A while ago I made a post about how I had once read this fanfiction about twilight, Renesmee turned 18 (in human years) and she and Jacob were having a sort of wedding (the author made up some of their own lore for the story) but it was like a werewolf bonding ceremony.

Anyway Alice went up to her before the ceremony and said that she saw Renesmee running away before the ceremony and Alice said that there was a car for her outside and that she could go if she truly wanted to. Renesmee ran and ended up in some other state (Oregon I believe) and she bought a little cottage in a Small town and became a big part of the community there.

Renesmee met a girl named Clara (who was a witch) and realized that she was her soulmate and then Clara moved in with her and they got 2 cats. Months passed and Renesmee proposed to Clara, at this point Clara knew about vampires and Jacob. One night they were debating whether or not to invite Renesmees family or any of the pack (Seth was coming to the wedding because he was Seth and kept in touch with Renesmee).

Then out of nowhere Alice shows up and straight plans a friggin MTV wedding, for the honeymoon they go back to Forks because Renesmee wants Clara to meet her family they go back, people are happy then Jacob comes back and starts being a little bitch about everything.

I still cant remeber the name and I really want to reread it because lesbians. Please help me find it again.

Looking back on this post I'm pretty sure that story was the reason I now like DILFS

More people need to know about this book I read. It's on a website like wattpad keep ao3, anyway there was this one book where a girl and her 3 friends find out that her attic has two entrances, if you come in on the first side and go out the second side you can go back in time, if you enter the second side and go out the first time you go back to your time.

Anyways she goes back in time about 30ish years (or to the 70s/80s I cant remember) Theres a group of friends she has back in time one day she and a guy from the group sleep together. In the future it turns out that it's one of her friends dads. To this day that was the best story I have ever read.

That fun moment when you like a character and theres no smut and/or fanfiction for them. 😤😤😤😤😤😤

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

If I ever get to make a movie I'm definitely going to add a scene where the main character is walking up a hill alone at dawn, they've been through hell, maybe their covered in soot from a fire, or the blood of a monster. Maybe their covered in water, soaked to the bone.

Their eyes aren't focused on anything, you can see how much is going through their mind. All their friends are dead or have betrayed them. The hillside is beautiful compared to what just happened to them, wild flowers, a water fall and a river in the background.

Then the movie ends. That's it. Maybe there's a sequel, maybe not. Do they survive? Do they not? Who the hell knows. Maybe you hear a yell from their friend or a final screech from the monster. I hope I make a movie one day.

Once I was looking up writing promts and one was like, "you and a few strangers wake up in a forest is what you went to sleep in with no memory of how you all got there," and all I could think of was how awkward that would be for people who sleep naked or just in underwear.

Ya know what, I'm thinking of writing some Maze Runner smut or just fanfiction. Request some if you want! I just got into the fandom and I really hope it's not dead.

This is my new mood

taylor describing 2008 joe jonas as looking “so dignified” in his “well pressed suit” is sending me because

I've never cried in the middle of the night while looking at lgbt wedding pictures why would you ever assume that.

You and your wife just finished with chores. You fed the cows, she fed the chickens. You both go inside to started making dinner.

She turns on the radio, you know the song that's playing, it was the same song you first danced to at your wedding. She smiles and grabs your hand. You turn off the oven and you begin dancing, it's the same dance you did at your wedding.

Dinner is forgotten as you twirl around the kitchen, your wife laughing along with you.

I read this twilight fanfic like two years ago where Renesmee she turned 18 (in human years) and ended up running away from Jacob and getting a girlfriend named Clara and the live in the woods and have cats and I loved it.

If anyone know what fanfic it is please tell me!

This is a super cute post but every time I see Thomas Brodie-Sangster in The Queens Gambit all I can think about is how he looks like a David Spade clone that just came out a little funny.

I don’t even know if I’m good enough. You’re the best there is. You beat me.          Anya Taylor-Joy and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT (2020)

More people need to know about this book I read. It's on a website like wattpad keep ao3, anyway there was this one book where a girl and her 3 friends find out that her attic has two entrances, if you come in on the first side and go out the second side you can go back in time, if you enter the second side and go out the first time you go back to your time.

Anyways she goes back in time about 30ish years (or to the 70s/80s I cant remember) Theres a group of friends she has back in time one day she and a guy from the group sleep together. In the future it turns out that it's one of her friends dads. To this day that was the best story I have ever read.

Life Stories That Suck

Part 1 of ?

How I lost my virginity, I'm sorry in advance.

BTW all names locations and such have been changed for privacy reasons. If you think you know who I'm talking about you probably dont.

I was 12, it was summer vacation and a few of my cousins and I went down to North Carolina for it. I was going into the 7th grade.

I didn't expect anything to happen on that trip, until I met my older cousins friends. For context here, my cousin, who we'll call Aaron, was 14 and all his local friends were 13 to about 15, I was 12 my other cousins, Grace, Micheal, and Lily, were 9, 10, and 12 in the same order as their names.

One of my cousins friends, who shall be referred to as Lucas, had a pretty shitty reputation of being a player, my dumbass was fucking obsessed with his malnourished white boy abs. With in about a week of being there we had sort of a werid flirty relationship.

One night my pale ass got SUPER sunburned to I went back to my cousins vacation house. I was sitting on the couch in a sports bra and shirts with sunburn cream on my shoulders, I was just playing OEM my phone when the door opened, it was Lucas.

I was really confused to why he was here, all of my cousins and their friends went to another house for something else. I told him that Aaron wasn't here and that he was at another friend for theirs house. He walked closer to me and said that he wasn't here for Aaron, then he kissed me.

It wasn't my first kiss but it was the best kissed I'd had up to that point. It started out by him pretty much just shoving his tongue in my mouth but it evened out prett th quickly. When we pulled away he asked me if I had enjoyed it, I did and told him to shut the hell up and kiss me again. I turned on some movie and we kept making out.

After making out for a few more minutes he asked me if I wanted to move this to the bedroom, NOW I finally told him I was a virgin, he said that it was ok and that he'd be gentle and make sure I was ok with everything before he did it.

He picked me up, dropped me, and then picked me up again. He took me to some bedroom (It was not my bedroom) and set me on the bed. He kissed me again and took off his shirt. He got one top of me, still kissing, and took my shirt off.

Eventually were both stripped down to our underwear, at this point I not only realized that if my cousin Aaron ever found out he would murder me and that this pretty much naked guy on top of me had a huge boner. He said to take off my underwear so I did. After some time he once again got on top of me but this time he put his dick in me. It was weird, it was awkward, and jesus christ I hated it but I didn't care. He started moving in a..weird way, if you've ever seen a fish out of water you'll have a pretty good idea of what he was doing. Any way for a good 30ish seconds he keeps doing that then phone rung.

I couldn't hear what they were saying but he put it on mute to tell me that he was putting it on speaker phone, I could care less so I just said ok. Then I heard Aaron's voice

He was asking why Lucas wasn't at the bonfire, Lucas just said that he got sunburned and that he was feeling sort of shitty, Aaron said ok then he asked if Lucas and I were fucking or something.

I started laughing, I didn't know why but Aaron and anyone he was with could definitely hear me wheezing, I also knew that because all Aaron said next was that this kind if awnsers his question.

(I know that this is super shittily written but I hope you like it. If I should make more of these let me know. Love yall!)

THE BALANCE

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

Imagine this, it's the movie Us (if you haven't seen it, it's about a family who meets clones or 'the tethered' which try and kill their look alikes) but like a sitcom

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

Y'all can call me Kalely

The first 3 letters of your hometown + the last 3 letters of your name = your inner demon name.

I’m Kinott (which is a Vibe)

Writing things purely based on songs day 1.

Anyone can suggest a song and the gender/prompt/character names and appearances of said things. I'll tag everyone who suggests one.