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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

it’s 5:30 on a Sunday I have school tomorrow

I’m going to test not only my own patience but also God’s by seeing if I can read the entirety of When We Were Angels; it’s 116,012 words and 21 chapters

my reasoning…why fucking not

Harry: *fails to exonerate Draco during the trial after war and think what else to make up*

Harry: well, my last point…

Harry: we are secret lovers, he is my husband, we have a house by the sea in France, and we also have five secret children and a pet peacock

Draco:

Wizengamot:

The whole of magic Britain: 

Ron: that’s true, I am the secret godfather of these secret definitely existing children

Hermione: sustained, I personally married them

Harry: and Mrs Weasley gave Draco a family sweater too 

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

lol

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook