Need A Full Body Massage A Margarita 400mg Of Ibuprofen A Plate Of Brownies At Least An Hour In A Jacuzzi

Harry: *fails to exonerate Draco during the trial after war and think what else to make up*

Harry: well, my last point…

Harry: we are secret lovers, he is my husband, we have a house by the sea in France, and we also have five secret children and a pet peacock

Draco:

Wizengamot:

The whole of magic Britain: 

Ron: that’s true, I am the secret godfather of these secret definitely existing children

Hermione: sustained, I personally married them

Harry: and Mrs Weasley gave Draco a family sweater too 

It’s almost ten pm why the actual fuck am I on tumblr

Pet the kitty if u don’t ur transphobic

Guys I have something to confess

I’m not gay ; I’m not gender-fluid; and I’m not trans

I’ve been lying to myself and to you

i am as straight as this line ⭕️

if you dont reblog this youre straight

it’s 5:30 on a Sunday I have school tomorrow

I’m going to test not only my own patience but also God’s by seeing if I can read the entirety of When We Were Angels; it’s 116,012 words and 21 chapters

my reasoning…why fucking not

Me coming out to my friends

Shit

This fic made me cry

I double dog dare you to read it

Going away is easy. Coming home is hard.

Running on Air by eleventy7