Reblog If You Would Invite Your Moots To A Sleepover

Guys I have something to confess

I’m not gay ; I’m not gender-fluid; and I’m not trans

I’ve been lying to myself and to you

We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.

I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.

Scream for us all, little nugget.

POV me telling a VERY simplified version of a Norse myth

A couple of weeks ago I told my friends that I use any pronouns

Today this happened

M-“no you do you do support gay people ender” points at friend one “you support him” points at friend two “you support her” points at me “and you support attack”

Everyone-“huh”

M- looking at me like “ well you told me I could use any pronouns for you so I’m going to use attack/helicopter”

This is why love my friends

drarry is so important to me yall don’t even know

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

RIGHT?!?!

Just finished “Running on Air” by eleventy7. My life is forever changed

“Anywhere?”

“Anywhere.”

IM GONNA BE SICK