We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.
I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.
Scream for us all, little nugget.
Harry: *fails to exonerate Draco during the trial after war and think what else to make up*
Harry: well, my last point…
Harry: we are secret lovers, he is my husband, we have a house by the sea in France, and we also have five secret children and a pet peacock
Draco:
Wizengamot:
The whole of magic Britain:
Ron: that’s true, I am the secret godfather of these secret definitely existing children
Hermione: sustained, I personally married them
Harry: and Mrs Weasley gave Draco a family sweater too
it’s 5:30 on a Sunday I have school tomorrow
I’m going to test not only my own patience but also God’s by seeing if I can read the entirety of When We Were Angels; it’s 116,012 words and 21 chapters
my reasoning…why fucking not
drarry is so important to me yall don’t even know
@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such
Me coming out to my friends
Shit