Tips On Drawing Hands Tutorial

Reblog this for maximum spread. No one can escape the Furry-fication.

I think Tumblr should simply gamify reporting spambots for its users and give a day of free crabs to whoever (correctly) reports the most

Call that a-*wheeze*

Ca-*wheeze*

Call that a lone digger.

My diggers floating away

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together.

It’s Einstein’s turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides.

Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait.

When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, “Newton, I found you!!” he shouts.

Newton smiles and says calmly: “You didn’t find me, you found Newton per square meter. So you found Pascal.”

I’m a cis boy and I’m constantly eggbaiting hot trans people online and irl.

I slip little calculated comments into conversation that make me seem like a repressed girl, or let out wistful little sighs at strategic moments.

I know I’m evil but this is the only way girls want to top me.

this is the most egg thing I have ever heard in my life

“you need to go outside and touch grass” yeah well you need to say “good girl” and give headpats

MATRIX THEMED DRAG PERSONA CALLED NEO PRONOUNS

winter lovers be like "omg its 5pm time to get outta work and go grab some groceries maybe a snack 😁😁😁😁😁" *looks out the window*

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

See ya the 18th tumblr. Hope you rethink you stance on the algorithm.