At This Point I Need To Tape A Disclaimer To My Forehead That Says “if I Become Close Enough Friends

“Um... Er, well... Honestly, I was hoping for an internship. I’m working on theoretical physics in college, and I would like to hold an internship at such a well renowned place. Heck, you don’t even pay me, so there’s no reason why you shouldn’t hire me. I could aid in far more ways than to harm. U-unless this isn’t the place you go for internships. I-if so, i’m sorry I wasted your t-time.”

Equal opportunity employment (open RP)

From television to billboard, radio to word of mouth, the same message was covering the entire town. Aperture was hiring. Previous experience didn’t matter, criminal record didn’t matter, it didn’t even matter if they were human! All that mattered was that Ramm needed staff, and he’d pay top dollar for workers! Damn the expense! (Your muse here) was waiting in the lobby for their name to be called. The person Ramm was previously interviewing was being escorted out by security staff. Dr. Jeremy Ramm himself soon followed. ”Right, who’s next.”

Time.

the incentive program for my loyal maids has taken an unexpected turn

sexy evil characters who snap their fingers to activate their powers could do anything to me

"Let me get this straight. You thought that I was just... Coincidentally avoiding your murder attempts?"

"Um. Yeah. Does this mean I'm a bad friend?"

"No! I mean, no. For a demon you're remarkably concerned about properly fulfilling the deal."

"W-well, if I don't fulfill the deal, I can't take your soul."

"..."

"..."

"Why'd you stop?"

"Huh?"

"Why'd you stop trying to kill me? One of them was bound to pan out. The sigil one was really clever."

"I just... I want to maximize the souls I damn before I go back."

"Mhm. Is that it?"

"I... I don't know, okay? I just feel weird killing you. It doesn't help that I need to fulfill the contract."

"If it helps, even with the murder attempts, you're the best friend I've ever had."

Uh oh, the A.I. on your long haul space mission has analyzed your psyche profile and diagnosed you as "pretty princess". Yeah, it's been adding feminizing horomes to your diet and adding subliminal suggestions to the background ambient noise. Yeah, the physical and mental changes are prefectly normal. I wouldn't worry that pretty head of yours if I were you.

like 32 hours into my drive last month i was talking to my friend about a House MD/NBC Hannibal crossover in which House also figures out Will has encephalitis and he becomes obsessed with Will as a medical problem so now it's House vs. Hannibal bc House refuses to lose when he gets his little claws in a case and House 100% knows for a fact Hannibal is serving human meat at dinner but he first puts it together at a dinner party so he's cornered and he's soooo committed to meeting Hannibal's bluff that he does eat it and Hannibal knows he knows

and he makes an excuse to avoid the next several dinners Hannibal hosts but he doesn't tell ANYONE else so when the entire thing unravels there's a scene where Wilson and Cuddy realizes House knowingly let them all eat people on multiple ocassions and they almost kill him themselves

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its fine to walk around naked in front of your maids its like being naked in front of your pet dog