Asking A 5 Year Old To Forfeit Their Rights Without A Lawyer Is Insane. It’s Inhuman. It Is The Worst

#those were a thing?

#great 

#i wish i had those more amazing 

all right. time to settle this. reblog in tags with your opinion on….

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If for the last decade Team Starkid has been able to put full musicals on YouTube WITHOUT Ads and still have people interested in going to their shows, then Broadway has no excuse for not making recordings of shows available to the public.

And thats the tea.

I watched The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals yesterday and I can’t stop thinking about it. Like, you’d think the concept of a musical apocalypse wouldn’t be that scary, but it was absolutely terrifying. It also had me rooting for a character who absolutely hated theatre, which is something I’m really passionate about? Also Emma!!! I love her.

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling hours day and night on the island for weeks with completely unrealistic expectations for this festival and in the end abandoned the island and ran home without paying any of them

so in all seriousness, billy mcfarland is a monster needs to like…….go to jail

no no its gotta be “while I put the tofu in/ I bring home the bagels” stake is animal offending language to after all isnt it?

Falsettos where everything’s the same except that one part in “The Thrill of First Love” where they’re like “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bacon” is “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bagels” because we don’t want to use animal offending language, do we?

YouTube: “Judging by your recent watches, we recommend: Why Are So Many SJW Characters Mary Sues?”

Me, who has been watching nothing but monstergirl ASMR roleplays for the past three days: “How do you keep finding me?”

Contradictions

human: is eating a pretzel with salt on it 

human: proceeds to dip pretzel in chocolate 

alien: why would you do that? 

human: i don’t know man it just taste good

alien: how could that be possible? they are completely different

human: just try it man its good *hands alien another pretzel with chocolate on the end*

alien: *takes a bite* how....? how did humans find that these went well together? its so illogical 

human: opposites are just things that humans like we even have a saying for it “opposites attract”

alien: very interesting *writes down information in a note book*

inspired by humans-are-weird-and-so-is-space