God IS A Middle Schooler And We ARE A Science Project Except He Does Know We Exist And Has Very Mixed

explaining my homestuck au

It takes place in a universe where everyone lives in roughly the same place, The beta kids in particular where at school together, and where very close. Dave dropped out of school and it caused him (and eventually Rose) to eventually drift to not talking to each other at all.

couple years later the beta kids are around 30 years old, Rose works as a therapist, Jade teaches art, John teaches computing engineering for the s1-3s in highschool.

Dave works as a director! And during said 30 years, he adopts a boy who came from a similar household to the one he grew up in. The son is enrolled in school, and (cliche time) his favourite teacher, is his head of house, and computing teacher, "mr egbert"

Dave and John meet again after a parents evening, and they have dinner with Rose and jade (the first time anyway) before they're going on dates alone, causing the image above.

Idk it all came to be in a half delirious state completely at once, it was tweaked a bit but yeah

sometimes it's abe who needs a hug... thankfully mihashi is up to the challenge:o)

FREAKS

Tommy just needs at least one person who won't hurt him (and im not sure its techno...)

There's a word for people like you😒😒😒

I keep forgetting Tumblr exists hai gang

"it's a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming on days like this skeletons like you should be CLEANING THEIR ROOM, SANS PICK UP YOUR GOD DAMN SOCKS!!!"

This just appeared in my head and i thought it'll be a dumb first post

I kinda agree with Jack's methods though..

Look at these glee dorks makin a scene

There are some fiction conversations (i don't know what it's called honestly) that i made and im gonna post the really old ones together first then post the new ones one by one alone

I thought it kinda funny and ppl need to know about them so yall gotta enjoy :)

Reminder these are really old ones so there not really well writing and kinda fanon

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Horror serve food for nightmare

Nightmare : no thanks i think i eat alot Horror : How many times do you eat every day?

Nightmare : every 12h

Killer : prefer one meal a day

Dust : i think water is enough

Horror : 😦😰

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Horror and cross looking for killer (he disappear)

Horror : did u find him

Cross: no, dust can u at least try to help us we need to find him before nightmare comes back *with anger*

Dust: i am looking FOR him (sitting at block of snow)

cross: forget it

Killer (buried under the block of snow) : ok that was a good one :)

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Error and ink fighting over dumbshit

Fresh: How's going dudes

Error and ink still fighting

Fresh:...... yello? ......

(Fresh leaves and come back again)

Fresh *throw a bucket of water at both of them*

Error *glitch for a moment* and ink is just in shock

Error:WhAat tHE FUCK WaS ThaT!!!

Fresh: chilllllll bud just wanted to re-FRESH da mood

Error:......

Ink:..... *laughed a little too much*

Error:FuCk BoTh o-of u *leavs*

(Fresh wanted to re-FRESH the mood)

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Yes the old ones are only three i don't writ a lot

I honestly want to make ones about other fandoms im in specially homestuck

But still i didn't finish it yet (i don't want to miss characterized any) so im gonna try and finish at least act6 before posting anything