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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Flick the bean

I like how the only reason Harry is able to fight the imperious curse so easily is because it hits him and he’s like “Ah I feel calm and relaxed and happy…this is wrong.”

I have, once again, stepped into the shower with socks on. Please explain to me how I am, in any way, intelligent.

malfoy and ginny

and they bond over it

so which hp character is a kpop stan guys because my money is on malfoy

I really wasn’t going to reblog, but the phrase “Little Gay Liar” applied to me on a personal level.

#1: The Beginning.

Hi again! This is a very brief history of me realizing my queer nature. c: Insert any non-straight sexuality instead of lesbian - it would still work. If you are wondering about the song on the first frame, it’s Tatu - Not gonna get us

and on the first day, danny devito said “gay rights”

“born on a mountain, raised in a cave, trucking and fucking is all I crave”

this just in: harry potter has once again quit the wizarding world forever, this time to become a trucker. more on this story as soon as we figure out what the hell that is

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic