the-tumb1r-archives
A digital archive for Tumblr's accounts of the paranormal and esoteric. Run by Harlenn S. - Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute, London[any activity on this blog is not a reflection of the goals or values of The Magnus Institute. It exists to classify and record any strange or paranormal activity for personal curiosity and entertainment rather than for academic research. If you have any questions or concerns please contact The Institute directly. If you wish to make a statement you can reach The Archivist on his own blog, @harlenn-the-archivist]
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How many teeth does the average tumblr user have (both inside and outside their mouth)?
32 average, but only because tumblr user Toothsome Georg was an outlier and has not been counted.
I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”
DANGER.
DUE TO: WINTER
Spotted at Pearson airport
it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
All Tumblr ads with, very few exceptions, are manifestations of The Stranger
It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die
I'm going to say this one is probably The Corruption
Could have ties to multiple fears though
stupid leitner idea: Italian cookbook titled Creepy Pastas
The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
The Beholding
Under observation.
