Guys, Let's Make A Sandwich. I'll Start:

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

I love days where I feel like this image

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

the flesh

Unless it's The Book of The Condemned Dead

Then it's the end

req'd by @thesetwoutes

of course! love me some tomes!

text: But... ah... do you want to see my flesh books?