“average Person Eats 3 Spiders A Year” Factoid Actualy Just Statistical Error. Average Person Eats

ok wait i need to post things i forget that's how social media works. i've been into sanders sides lately

duality of a jojamart employee

The Fish Jacket in all its glory!

I don't know what to say.. I started the jacket 10 months ago. What a journey! I'm so proud and happy!

Thanks for your lovely and kind words and the overwhelming interest! Happy stitching everyone.

This one got a lot of requests so I’m doing this one next ✨ intruailty I think the name is??? PattonsxRemus!! Also a very cute ship UwU

Virgil: To my fellow emos, my dark goths, my beloved eboys egirls and etheys, when someone points at your black clothes and asks ‘whose funeral is it?’, make a good show of looking around the room before telling them ‘I haven’t decided yet, but maybe it should be the next person who speaks’. Guaranteed to shut them up. You’re welcome.

not a single braincell to be found in this picture // I'll post some spicy stuff soon, please accept this in the meantime

ref (specifically with this caption)

I think the Ape should let them Kiss

Tell us of their love story Mr.Concerned, please please please

so my bestie was experimenting with neopronouns and once we were talking to the school counselor about pronouns

and the school counselor was like , "No, Susan, you cannot use supercalifragilisticexpialadocious as a pronoun"

Virgil: Janus, if you could find it in your heart to take Remus watching duty from me tonight so I can go to the MCR concert, it would make my world a little brighter, and be a step up for our friendship-

Patton: That was really sweet Virgil!

Virgil: Thanks- Wait, where did Janus go?

Patton: Oh, he walked away right after you said ‘tonight’-

Virgil: -Excuse me Patton, COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH YOU OWE ME FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS OF REMUS DUTY YOU ASS!!

remaking this post bc the poll ended + i am still in desperate need of help.

if you chose one of the answers on this poll, i would really appreciate the share. i am an afro-indigenous, severely disabled/medically complex person with no support system near me. i was homeless from december 2023 to september 2024 and it was an extremely hard time for me, especially since my chronic illness makes me very vulnerable.

i cant get more gov assistance rn for a few different reasons but i still need help paying bills every month. my storage bill is currently late, i owe klarna a bunch this week, rent is due at the end of fhe month, and i'm running low on food stamps.

notes havent really reflected the amount i've raised recently and its mostly only a handful of people who help. the reality is that even a very small contribution can help a ton! so please, PLEASE help me survive. its getting harder all the time but i would like to eventually have more security/stability in my life 💕

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