It's Hilarious How Some Of These Dumbasses Say "it Ain't That Serious" To A Lockdown Drill..

It's hilarious how some of these dumbasses say "it ain't that serious" to a lockdown drill..

Yeah. Guess it's not that serious unless you get your stupid ass shot.

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rant i fucking hate america stupid asses think they're tough

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the-wooded-floiur
2 weeks ago

i say I hate drugs and people are like "BOOO WHY DO YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO NEED MEDICAMENTS BOBOBOBOBOOOOHOO"

you English people are so fucked

drugs are drugs in my language

and medicaments medicaments

drugs are not medicaments

drugs are made illegally and can make your life a fucking hell

medicaments are medicine that should help you get back to normal life

also I don't have a problem with drug addicts. I just hate THE FUCKING DRUGS you cuntfucks

and drug promoting like ahaha yippeee heroine yipppee lsd yipppee acid yippeee weedddddd go try it too woooooohoooo

this shit is what I don't like

it ruins people's lives and if you keep yapping about "their choice" then congratulations you're a dickhead and I don't want to have anything in common with you. It's their choice so much they can be homeless and you will say "well it's their choice" and "it's their choice that they don't want to go in the center for drug addicts" THEY ARE LOOSING MIND WDYM THEIR CHOICE

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this exactly
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the-wooded-floiur
3 weeks ago

Hi Freddy!

From your discord server , but wanted to say

Even though there are a few that will hate you now due to these shitty lies , things will be okay.

It may not seem like it completely , but it will be okay . Those who lied on you will get what they deserved , whether it'll take months or years, they'll get what they deserve.

You still have those who will stick up for you ,

You ' ll be okay – Razor🪕🦌

/pos /gen

thank you genuinely, this made me tear up, genuinely thank you Razor. I appreciated everyone that will stick up for me, I love you all. 🧡🌞🍎

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rebark 🪵
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the-wooded-floiur
4 weeks ago

I'm so fucking tired of seeing "America with isreal 🙏 🦅" like yeah... Go rot you piece of shit.

And it's worse since I'm in the bible belt area of America.

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i fucking hate america go fuck yourself Zionist.
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the-wooded-floiur
4 weeks ago
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rebark 🪵 MY SHAYLASS I LUV THEM ALL SO MUCH
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the-wooded-floiur
1 month ago

”SPECIES TRANSITION”

(full thread below)

artwork in the format of a front page of a leaflet/brochure titled “SPECIES TRANSITION” with smaller text below reading “YOUR GUIDE TO LEAVING HUMANITY”. below is a square containing a drawn-over image of a fox with small text below that reads “Pictured: former human. 4 year transition” below is a list of subject titles “•WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR BODY •MAINTAINING YOUR SOCIAL LIFE WHILE CHANGING •SETTLING INTO YOUR NEW LIFE •SURVIVAL IN THE WILD •LEGAL SPECIES •ACCESSIBILITY” there is a solid light-brown background of a tree line on the bottom part of the page alongside a random 3-pointed shape. the very bottom left of the page reads “NEED HELP? CALL US: 555-0184”
Page 2 of a “SPECIES TRANSITION” leaflet, this page titled “WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR BODY? (P2)” “Changes and their frequency will vary from creature to creature, and are subject to show themselves differently based on multiple factors, including but not limited to: Dosage, Desired species, Diet, Physical activity, etc. Below is a (compressed) timeline, highlighting most of the notable points within an average transition.” Next to said text is a solid brown image of a man walking (from a traffic light signal). Below is a timeline for 3 years. -REFERRAL -MONTH 3- FANGS BECOME VISIBLE, NOTICEABLE BODY HAIR GROWTH -MONTH 6- STRONG INCREASE IN ANIMALISTIC BEHAVIOUR/INSTINCTS -1 YEAR- EMERGENCE OF TAIL, FACE ELONGATES INTO SNOUT -1.5 YEARS- “PERSON” WILL BE DISTINCTLY IDENTIFIED AS DESIRED SPECIES BY THIS POINT -1.8 YEARS- HUMAN HAIR FULLY REPLACED BY FUR, PATTERN BECOMES VISIBLE -2 YEARS- (Past this point, the background is yellow, symbolising danger/urgency). ‘PERSON’ WILL RESEMBLE AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC VERSION OF THEIR DESIRED SPECIES. MANY CHOOSE NOT TO TRANSITION BEYOND THIS POINT. -2.3 YEARS- SIGNIFICANT SHIFTING OF BODY STRUCTURE, LOSS OF COORDINATION -2.5 YEARS- DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN VOCAL CORDS -2.7 YEARS- QUADRUPED -2.10 YEARS- LOSS OF SAPIENCE -3 YEARS- ‘DEATH’ OF HUMAN SELF -AVERAGE TIME FOR CHANGE COMPLETION (3 YEARS) (Below is a small notice that reads (CHANGING PAST THIS POINT CAN OFTEN BE DANGEROUS)) “It should be noted that the body requires significant energy to process these changes, so a large diet and a frequent intake of water is heavily recommended. If you feel that your changes are infrequent/delayed, please get in contact with us.” At the bottom of the page, there is a solid brown background of a tree line, alongside a random 2-pointed symbol/shape.
Page 3 of a “leaflet” titled “SPECIES TRANSITION” (self-explanatory.) Text: “The process of transitioning species can often be a turbulent point in one's life, and navigating human relationships white transforming is difficult. If you wish to, you should explain the process to your friends and loved ones and let them know that you're still fit to go out and live your life alongside them for now. it is best recommended to seek out creatures similar to yourself through all of this. There are countless groups and spaces (online, and face-to-face) made up of others taking this path. Socialising with other creatures is, in fact, proven to heip and further affirm one's self while transitioning into another species. WE RECOMMEND: * Breaking the news to your humans when you're ready - letting them know that YOU are still YOU, more than ever, even, and for the time being you are still a functional 'person' like them. * Having friends and loved ones assist with your transition (socially, etc) - respectfully treating you like the animal you are * Arranging groups of your species, 'packs' or the like - non-human relationships that will remain far after the last of your humanity is gone * If/when necessary and applicable, cover up your changes in public with certain apparel (such as hats, scarves, large hoodies/coats, and so on. * Document and discuss your experiences with other creatures and humans, until your animal body makes you incapable of such. IMPORTANT: (Due to the rising stigma around non-human-animal individuals (and the false notion that this procedure is "contagious" or makes an individual dangerous) it is advised to be moderately wary around humans you may not trust.)” On the right side of the page is a drawn-over image of a fox drinking from a fast food cup, being fed by a human. the text below reads “Pictured: Fromer human being fed by human.” There is a solid brown background of a tree line and a random three-pointed shape on top of the page.
Page 4 of a “SPECIES TRANSITION” leaflet/guide. This page is titled “SETTLING INTO YOUR NEW LIFE” “Adapting to a new lifestyle (or a new life completely) is a key part of the transition from human into another species. There are many ways to help smoothen out this process, most involving preparation prior to being fully changed.“ Below is a drawn over image of a coyote, with text next to it reading “(This coyote lives in wildlife, but still has been able to receive medical attention and even occasional small visits from its human companions.)“ Beside said text is a random 4-pointed shape symbol. Below the image reads “Pictured: Former human, now fully coyote. 5 years since beginning transition” Below: “Many former-humans choose to stick around their family and/or friends as a 'pet', and some will instead choose to leave for the wild. If you wish to start a new life away from humans, you may want to: • Get yourself chipped (if you'd like), so humans close to you can have an idea of your whereabouts after you've left • Locate an area to reside/create a den or "home" in before being released. We have a service available that can assist in locating a suitable habitat for you • Ideally, find a "mate" transitioning into the same species as you, and enter the wild alongside each other” (Divide) “If you wish to be kept as a 'pet' of some kind, your 'owner' will be required to legally register you as theirs in order to abide with laws regarding keeping animals.” There is a solid brown and white mountain pattern in the background on the bottom part of the page.
Page 5 of a ‘leaflet’(?) (not really a leaflet at this point) titled “SPECIES TRANSITION”. this page is titled “SURVIVAL IN THE WILD”. “(i) This section is not relevant for: 1. Those who wish to be kept by friends/family 2. Those who do not wish to go all the way” “It should be known that life in the wild is significantly more dangerous than human society, and you risk full certainty of facing countless, potentially lethal, threats there. We can not guarantee any safety (though we can still help, to the degree that we are capable.) Your own instincts should typically be enough to guide you, though it is best recommended to familiarise yourself with techniques for survival (alongside any advice regarding life in the wild in general). There is a large abundance of resources available that provide guidance for living as wildlife. effectively Making an effort to retain useful information will greatly increase your capability of recalling it once you are fully changed.“ Below is a drawn-over image of a coyote playing with a stick. “Pictured: Coyote, former human, playing with a stick.” There is a solid brown/white mountain background on the bottom half of the page, and a random 5-pointed shape near the top of the page.
page 6 of a “SPECIES TRANSITION” information leaflet, this page titled “LEGAL SPECIES”. Below the title is a drawn over image of a blank passport, with the only detail filled in being “SPECIES” “-FOX”. There is a random 6-pointed symbol next to it, and below the passport image is text that reads “Pictured: A blank passport with 'SPECIES: FOX' listed. Please note that not all forms of identification yet include species.” Below is the content of the page. “If you would like to legally change your documentation to match your desired/new species, you may file to have your legal species changed. It is best recommended to apply for a legal species change after approximately 1 year into your transition, once the tail is visible. Applying earlier may lead to a lower chance of your request being accepted. Typically, a health professional will be required to check that you have undergone sufficient changes to warrant being physically considered as 'another species'. Check with your local government as to what the laws regarding legal species are in your area. It should be noted that being prescribed ‘Animal HRT’ (treatment known officially by several different names) for longer than 2.7 years will have you flagged and classed as an animal from that point on (A DIFFERENT DENOMINATION TO 'NON-HUMAN PERSON'). In most cases, this will begin the process of having your documentation and records erased, or destroyed.” There is a solid brown tree line background on the bottom half of the page.
Page 7 of a “SPECIES TRANSITION” guide/leaflet. This page is titled “ACCESSIBILITY” “(i) If you want to know more about this, please contact our number or mention this subject during your next scheduled appointment.” There is a random 7-pointed shape next to this text. Below: “Recently, there has been significant research effort based around facilitating the inconveniences caused by overlapping humanity and animality. While 'accessibility' for former-humans is primarily intended for those undergoing the final stages of species transition, creatures much earlier into their changes can also find 'assistance' of a similar type available in several forms.” “(Notably 'animal-accessible clothing' which accommodates a less human body shape and has became increasingly popular as of late)” “Lack of dexterity is a common 'issue' in most cases, materialising not long after the 2 year mark. Loss of human vocal cords typically comes soon after, meaning this stage of transition renders sapient former-humans practically unable to communicate with humans or make use of most technology.” Below is a drawn over image of a fox on a desk, next to a keyboard. the text below reads “Pictured: Former-human, fox, stood next to a computer. Most tools are ineffective once they reach this stage of transition.” Below: “Advancements in animal-accessible equipment have discovered several methods of getting around these obstructions and bridging the gap between humans and former-humans. (albeit much less effectively after the transition into another species is fully complete).“ There is a solid brown-white mountain background on the bottom half of the page.
Page 8 of a “SPECIES TRANSITION” guide/leaflet. This is the back/outro page and has no title. There is a drawn over image of a coyote with city lights behind it. Text above reads “Pictured: Fully transitioned coyote leaving human city life for good. Image taken 11/20/23 Below: “We hope you now have a clearer understanding of the process you are currently undergoing, as well as your near future. Good luck on your journey to leaving humanity. If you have any other inquires or specific concerns regarding Animal HRT', please contact our number or ask during your next scheduled appointment. Do feel free to share this guide with humans curious to understand the process of species transition.” There is a brown ‘gradient’ mountain and forest background on the back of the page, and a random 3-pointed shape in the middle-right of the page. Further below: “NOTICE As this procedure is still a very recent breakthrough, data presented is based on limited research. We cannot predict, and are not at fault for premature side effects and the like. (early fur growth, loss of dexterity and/or sapience, and so on.)”
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otherkin species transition rebark 🪵
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the-wooded-floiur
2 weeks ago

Can 't stand when someone thinks or makes you feel like your stupid in your own interests.

All because I can barely form a dam word from my brain or explain something in great detail like a fucking scientist, that doesn't mean I don't know shit about my interest.

Arghhdhfhf ,, don't assume I don't know jack shit all because my words are scrambling..

Can 't Stand When Someone Thinks Or Makes You Feel Like Your Stupid In Your Own Interests.
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nonhuman arghhfhfhfh
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the-wooded-floiur
3 weeks ago
Dark Spots On Neptune

Dark Spots on Neptune

Credits: Voyager 2 Team, NASA

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neptune
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the-wooded-floiur
4 weeks ago

Saw a HUGE LIGHTNING BOLT and it made me so happy ehudduududj

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nonhuman cryptidkin rebark 🪵 big lightning so pretty weatherkin
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the-wooded-floiur
1 month ago

please. Listen to this.

And for those who say " how come this culture doesn't allow it, but other cultures do "

For your to compare cultures like that is really ignorant.

hello white therian folk please for the love of everything, third post i’ve had to make, STOP spelling out and putting a certain cannibal based native creature name on my dash. i block freely but also it’s just so ignorant and it really is starting to piss me off. it’s not that hard. native people have consistently asked yall to stop even outside the therian / otherkin community. it is not ✨ aesthetic ✨ or harmless. it genuinely makes folk uncomfy, and it is a part of a CLOSED CULTURE you are not entitled to. especially when you’re white. and you clearly haven’t done any research on the true meaning of this being, or what it symbolizes. it’s not some cannibalcore gender identity. you can still actively contribute to racism and ignorance and you don’t get to renounce whiteness just because you are an animal. just like how i don’t get to ignore the privileges of being white passing. or that i still have/had to unlearn systematic racism that we are all a part of and have been exposed to.

it’s so annoying seeing it happen all the time. i shouldn’t have to worry about participating in my community as much as the next creature.

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therian otherkin alterhuman therianthropy nonhuman rebark 🪵
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the-wooded-floiur
1 month ago

ASSASSINS CREED FAN!!! /POS

Is me!! Hello!! 🌷🌾🪴💐

Intro Post!! 𐂂

Okay super lazy (and messy) intro post cuz I've been kinda stressing about making this, thanks anxiety, but I decided, I decided.

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Basic Infos! 😋

Name: Arnie

Pronouns: He/Him

🏳️‍🌈- I'm kinda somewhat of a bigay guy with a currently messed up gender, but the closest thing rn is I'm just a feminine cis guy / non-traditional femboy??? Idk. But very queer!!!

🦌🐝- I'm a deer and a bumblebee! A bumbledeer!! I'm very deer shaped, and find antelopes, goats, sheep and other very relatable identity wise as well. I don't know. Also a furry!

I'm very new to this stuff. So please be understanding, I'm inexperienced and can be uninformed on things.

🧠- I also am mentally ill and I like to post about it, I won't straight up say what's wrong with me but it's pretty obvious 😅 Please be kind!

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Interests and stuff I like!!

- Animals and nature

- Mouthwashing

- Skyrim

- Assassin's Creed

- Måneskin

- Hamilton

- Psychology

- Strawberries and honey

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DNI - 🚫⚠️

I don't really care if you scroll through my blog and just happen to be a person I don't vibe with. However, I will not tolerate any hateful interactions, which will be evident when I block you after you hit the comment button with some unnecessary insults in there. If you don't like my rambles, move on.

If you dislike certain groups of people, LGBTQ+, Alterhumanity, Animals, or Mental Illnesses, this blog isn't for you

If you love hating on people for no reason, this blog isn't for you

MAGAs, Nazis and Fascists, this is not a safe space for you. 🚫 *evil hoofings*

If you're under 13, my blog isn't entirely safe for you, I occasionally reblog suggestive and / or violent content! You have been warned.

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RAHHH rebark 🪵
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