Yes, I Am A Straight Man. Yes, Getting The Shit Beat Out Of Me In An All-male Mosh Pit Is An Erotic Experience

I don't think people appreciate how much stuff you can do with Merlin fandom.

It's heaven for fic writers. Let me explain.

Do you need your characters behaving strangely and doing something they would've never done?

Potions/Curses/Evil sorcerers/etc.

Do you need somehow add a new character?

Visiting nobles.

Do you need to explain some wild shit?

MAGIC.

Sometimes i deeply regret that i cannot write well, but gods there's just sm variety with Merlin. I don't think you can meet that everywhere

I wanna push you around

U CANT MAKE THIS UP 😭

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

I hate to break it to you guys but once you Merlin you can't Merlout

but also imagine you've spent 30+ years successfully repressing any trace of homosexuality from your outward persona and then the second you leave town everyone you know starts calling you a faggot behind your back when you can't defend yourself against the allegations. I'd be so pissed

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy