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Parents (when their child is young): "I know everything. You must obey my every command. The tiniest amount of doubt toward me is considered so disrespectful that I'm justified in hitting you for it.

Parents (when their child is grown): "Please forgive me. I'm only human. There's a lot I didn't know. I tried my best."

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???

tanktops are so whorish I love them. My entire armpit is out. If you look at me you’re a slut

I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOUUU I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT BUT I'M A LITTLE TOO LATE JUST BE CALM AND MOVE WITH THE SEASONS WINTERS GONE AND SO HAS REASON DAISYS BLOOM AND SO WILL DESIRE KEEP YOUR COOL AND BLOW OUT THE FIRE ITS TRUE I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT BUT IM A LITTLE TOO LATE IM A LITTLE TOO LATE IM A LITTLE TOO LATE TOO LATE TOO LATE /lyr

y'all i wish i was jokign when i say i cry when listening to "too late"

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

The rest of B-Shift hearing about Ravi committing domestic terrorism for the sake of Chimney even after Bobby offered to take the fall and just thinking, “Oh God, they finally got him. They roped Ravi into their sick little co-dependent work family. We’re never getting him back.”

so eddie 👨🏽‍🚒 pays 💵 the tab 🧾 we both 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽 run 🏃💨 out (🏳️‍🌈🤨) to the parking lot 🅿️🚘 and there’s a boot 🔒 on my front tire 🛞 [damn. that sucks.] yeah so— so obviously 🙄 at this point ☝️ i’m like 🗣️ “we’re not 🙅 gonna make ⏱️ the game 🏀” and eddie 👨🏽 goes 🗣️ “where ❓ is your spare 🛞” and i kid 🤭 you not 🚫 five 🖐️minutes ⏰ later the spare is on ✅ we’re driving 🚗 down the road 🛣️ and the old tire 🛞 is sitting on the side of the curb boot 🔒 still on [isn’t that illegal?] what ⁉️ no 🤨 no it’s not 🙅 illegal 🚨 eddie 🤠 would never 🚫 do something illegal 🚔 eddie 🪖 has a silver star 🎖️ [wasn’t he in some kind of underground fight club?] 🙄 that was ages 🗓️ ago and he had a ton of stuff going on 🥺

theyre going to be sitting in eddies bucks kitchen. and eddies going to say well you really set up shop in here huh :) and bucks going to say haha i barely did anything really. all quiet and smiley like he's got a little secret. and eddie says well it was kind of yours before it was...yours, anyway. hm. buck says yes yeah they laugh about it then buck says ok? you sure you dont want something to drink? ive got this fancy juice from the fresh market, it's got a bunch of berries and sugarcane in it. sugarcane has a bunch of antioxidants in it or something. idk. i watched them make it on the juicer and it looked badass. eddies got his pinky cheek in his hand like mmhm :) buck says or just some water? eddie goes noooo :) i'll get some juice please :) and buck's going to pour it like wine at a restaurant and say your drink, sir. and eddies going to drink his juice

it's december so time to stare at my art output for the year!!!

picked out some stuff that i'm ok with. wish i had more art to show but im trying to let it go since i was gone for 4 months this year. here's hoping for more drawing time next year

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

In honor of Merlin reaching number one on trending today!

but also imagine you've spent 30+ years successfully repressing any trace of homosexuality from your outward persona and then the second you leave town everyone you know starts calling you a faggot behind your back when you can't defend yourself against the allegations. I'd be so pissed

No matter how much you dislike your own writing, I promise you it’s better than AI

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

a plot: buddie divorce

b plot: KILL YOURSELF .

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

he pulled up to the hospitalllll with buck in tow for some reason and his aunt said "who is this?" and eddie went this is Buck. the guy i work with at my new job i started like maybe a month ago. and she pulls buck aside and says "eddie cannot keep raising that child alone" and buck is like. ok i Understand. and I will be the child's stepfather. of course i will do this for Eddieguyijustmet.

I don't think people appreciate how much stuff you can do with Merlin fandom.

It's heaven for fic writers. Let me explain.

Do you need your characters behaving strangely and doing something they would've never done?

Potions/Curses/Evil sorcerers/etc.

Do you need somehow add a new character?

Visiting nobles.

Do you need to explain some wild shit?

MAGIC.

Sometimes i deeply regret that i cannot write well, but gods there's just sm variety with Merlin. I don't think you can meet that everywhere

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

U CANT MAKE THIS UP 😭

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?