so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”
but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.
ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.
if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?
i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
you guys ever hear a character say something so gay you sitting there trying to figure out how you were supposed to interpret that platonically?!
I posted this on my tiktok but I thought I'd chuck it here as well. enjoy
I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOUUU I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT BUT I'M A LITTLE TOO LATE JUST BE CALM AND MOVE WITH THE SEASONS WINTERS GONE AND SO HAS REASON DAISYS BLOOM AND SO WILL DESIRE KEEP YOUR COOL AND BLOW OUT THE FIRE ITS TRUE I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT BUT IM A LITTLE TOO LATE IM A LITTLE TOO LATE IM A LITTLE TOO LATE TOO LATE TOO LATE /lyr
y'all i wish i was jokign when i say i cry when listening to "too late"
he pulled up to the hospitalllll with buck in tow for some reason and his aunt said "who is this?" and eddie went this is Buck. the guy i work with at my new job i started like maybe a month ago. and she pulls buck aside and says "eddie cannot keep raising that child alone" and buck is like. ok i Understand. and I will be the child's stepfather. of course i will do this for Eddieguyijustmet.
Christopher: watches his dad make a new friend. 👍Hangs out with new friend decides he's kinda cool.😎 Gets left with dad's gf all the time while Dad is off with new friend.😐 Hangs out with Buck while Dad is with new friend. 🙂Watches Buck spiral about dad's new friend. 🙃Dad comes home injured after hanging out with Buck and new friend.😦 Buck is involved in the injury somehow? 😕And is now not visiting. 😠Dad asks gf to move in. 🫨
Christopher: I cannot deal with this I'm fleeing the state.
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
bbc merlin - 04x01 The Darkest Hour, Part I
people are dying. people are dying and they're FLIRTING
generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???
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