theyre going to be sitting in eddies bucks kitchen. and eddies going to say well you really set up shop in here huh :) and bucks going to say haha i barely did anything really. all quiet and smiley like he's got a little secret. and eddie says well it was kind of yours before it was...yours, anyway. hm. buck says yes yeah they laugh about it then buck says ok? you sure you dont want something to drink? ive got this fancy juice from the fresh market, it's got a bunch of berries and sugarcane in it. sugarcane has a bunch of antioxidants in it or something. idk. i watched them make it on the juicer and it looked badass. eddies got his pinky cheek in his hand like mmhm :) buck says or just some water? eddie goes noooo :) i'll get some juice please :) and buck's going to pour it like wine at a restaurant and say your drink, sir. and eddies going to drink his juice
Arthur went from having his daddy's men to protect him to having his *daddy's* (Merlin) men (Lancelot, Gwaine and Percival) to protect him.
"____ fell first but ____ fell harder" to YOU. personally i cannot like a ship unless they are both equally obsessed with each other
bbc merlin - 03x12 The Coming of Arthur, Part I/03x13 The Coming of Arthur, Part II
never gonna be normal about this
Hey man sorry about your male co-star. Turns out you guys had too much sexual tension on screen so he was written into a lazy, heterosexual romance arc that lacks chemistry and depth and actually just makes him look even more queer tbh. Now he's off pretending to be happy with somebody else when the love of his life was right there all along. I'm so sorry dude. It will probably happen again :/
“One of the most solid pieces of writing advice I know is in fact intended for dancers – you can find it in the choreographer Martha Graham’s biography. But it relaxes me in front of my laptop the same way I imagine it might induce a young dancer to breathe deeply and wiggle their fingers and toes. Graham writes: ‘There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and it will be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to determine how good it is nor how valuable nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open.’”
— Zadie Smith (via campaignagainstcliche)
Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
Okay how the FUCK did Arthur keep his cool????
I just got dressed in armor by my friend because he’s making a ren faire knight costume and he needed someone to demonstrate on and hoOOOooOoly SHIT that’s gotta be one of the most intimate acts I’ve ever engaged in
(Yes I have a slight crush on this boy but hush)
Point is, our boy Arthur was WHIPPED and he had Merlin dress him everyday??? Either bantering or in solemn quiet where the words “I love you” or “be safe please” hang lingering in the air but neither wants to say it?????? Bro I may be asexual but if a fucking buff man who’s killed for me and who was in love with me who looks like Colin fucking Morgan tenderly put armor on me I’d make out with him on the spot
Arthur is truly the strongest of them all holding on to that tiny shred of heterosexuality
RIP Arthur Pendragon. You would've loved the blokey banter, external validation and inherent homoeroticism of men's football
This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
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