Welcome To My Usual Metas Where We Hyperfixate Over Arthur Pendragon’s Love For Merlin. Today’s Episode

In honor of Merlin reaching number one on trending today!

Christopher: watches his dad make a new friend. 👍Hangs out with new friend decides he's kinda cool.😎 Gets left with dad's gf all the time while Dad is off with new friend.😐 Hangs out with Buck while Dad is with new friend. 🙂Watches Buck spiral about dad's new friend. 🙃Dad comes home injured after hanging out with Buck and new friend.😦 Buck is involved in the injury somehow? 😕And is now not visiting. 😠Dad asks gf to move in. 🫨

Christopher: I cannot deal with this I'm fleeing the state.

bbc merlin - 03x12 The Coming of Arthur, Part I

...okay

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

People who hate musicals are the weakest links in society. You’re telling me you can go watch a Transformers movie, or a Marvel movie, or any of the Harry Potter movies, but singing and dancing is where you draw the line??? You people are boring BOOOOOOO🍅🍅🍅🍅

Arthur went from having his daddy's men to protect him to having his *daddy's* (Merlin) men (Lancelot, Gwaine and Percival) to protect him.

U CANT MAKE THIS UP 😭

tanktops are so whorish I love them. My entire armpit is out. If you look at me you’re a slut

Because Merlin is still trending and because I love to be as annoying as possible, here is a list of horsecrazy fics to read and why you should read them

The Book of Merthur

The show rewrite that will clear your skin and add 20+ years to your life

Will literally alter your brain chemistry; if you need references I can provide many

Excellent characterisation, lots of Arthurian mythology, very epic and cinematic, and will have you laughing out loud and crying your eyes out pretty much every chapter

All Things Loved & Lovesick

Gay pining and cute animals

What other reason do you need

And None But Fools

Totally Platonic and Heterosexual Roadtrip

Jealous Arthur my beloved

Friends with benefits (the “benefits” do not include functional braincells)

Fools By Heavenly Compulsion

The best texting/social media fic of all time

Morgana’s texts to Arthur in this fic are reason enough to read it

More pining idiots. Chef’s kiss

if I had a dollar for every time the bbc made a show about an iconic character from british canon except he's young with black hair, pale skin and prominent cheekbones, and he has an intense relationship with his best friend and is generally gay coded, aside from weird sexual tension with a powerful woman who also has black hair, pale skin and a strong jawline, and is otherwise a lesbian who is fucking her maid

I'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot but we don't enough about the fact that it happened twice at the same time