*slaps Roof Of Heavy*

*slaps roof of heavy*

*slaps Roof Of Heavy*

ignore the fact that this is illegible chickenscratch and that's all it will ever be

the events leading up to this mess???? they were goofing off ok

medic's glasses are MIA if you're wondering i dont know where they went either

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11 months ago
The Fact That Engie Most Likely Was Born Into Generational Wealth Has So Much Potential For Jokes And
The Fact That Engie Most Likely Was Born Into Generational Wealth Has So Much Potential For Jokes And

The fact that engie most likely was born into generational wealth has so much potential for jokes and misunderstandings, honestly.


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10 months ago

Everytime I see sniperspy, it's usually opposite teams, which is lovely but I also believe in same team sniperspy, because of this match I had while playing Sniper on Thunder Mountain. I was using the bullshit countries away sightline by the BLU spawn on the first stage, the one on the rocks. I can't see shit but I feel like every sniper needs to use a bullshit spot at least once in their life so I'm sticking to it. Though I can't hit shit. Anyway I hear a spy decloak behind me and I turn, ready to throw hands.

But the only spy there is my team's, and he's busy running to the fight. I feel like he glances at me a bit, but he's gone before I can think about it.

I feel silly but I figure he's just testing his cloak, because I don't hallucinate decloaks, not yet anyway. A few minutes later, and there it is again. Someone decloaks behind me. This time I turn and there is my spy, but he's acting very suspicious. Has a mask on and everything. I run over to rip him up, and he starts dancing around, dodging me and feinting. We're jumping around for at least a minute before I run right into and through him.

It's my fucking spy. I've been juggling around for the past minute with my own spy.

He realizes the jig is up and he looks at me for a long moment, probably laughing at me behind his impassive face, before he's running off to fight again.

I go back to sniping, feeling horribly embarrassed. I move around and eventually get caught by a scout. After coming out of spawn, I go to stand on the rocks again to check things out. Can you guess what happens next?

I hear a decloak behind me and I'm sure this time this is the enemy spy. It has to be. No way my spy would still be screwing with me this deep into the match. I turn, and yep, there's a spy, wearing a mask and everything. Knife at the ready, I take a few steps forward.. before I just stop.

I stare at this spy. He stares at me. I look at him for a looong moment before I grab my rifle back and turn around. He comes up to my side and I tense, because shit maybe it is actually the enemy spy, but the stab he hits to my side bounces right off.

My team's spy looks at me, opens up VC and chuckles, before telling me in this smooth, soft little voice, "Sniper you should move up. You're not gonna hit anybody from here."

And he runs off again. Bastard.


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11 months ago
Taking Matters Into My Own Hands Because I Am So So Tired Of Ppl Making Him Say Mon Dieu When We Never

taking matters into my own hands because i am so so tired of ppl making him say Mon dieu when we never say that and even less in the 60s when france was super catholic


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11 months ago
Stealing Ur Boyfriends Shit Privileges

Stealing ur boyfriends shit privileges


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1 year ago

obsessed with the song from the last post so i went and made a damn animatic for it. runo and raziel, everypony!

click the thing for my favorite frames

Obsessed With The Song From The Last Post So I Went And Made A Damn Animatic For It. Runo And Raziel,
Obsessed With The Song From The Last Post So I Went And Made A Damn Animatic For It. Runo And Raziel,
Obsessed With The Song From The Last Post So I Went And Made A Damn Animatic For It. Runo And Raziel,
Obsessed With The Song From The Last Post So I Went And Made A Damn Animatic For It. Runo And Raziel,
Obsessed With The Song From The Last Post So I Went And Made A Damn Animatic For It. Runo And Raziel,
Obsessed With The Song From The Last Post So I Went And Made A Damn Animatic For It. Runo And Raziel,

thanks for watchin :3


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11 months ago
Half-joke Post-mannco Wilderness AU Where Sniper And Spy Have To Rough It In The Forest For A While After
Half-joke Post-mannco Wilderness AU Where Sniper And Spy Have To Rough It In The Forest For A While After
Half-joke Post-mannco Wilderness AU Where Sniper And Spy Have To Rough It In The Forest For A While After

Half-joke post-mannco wilderness AU where Sniper and Spy have to rough it in the forest for a while after their merc careers come to an end

(Comic is best enjoyed while listening to "Spring (it's a big world outside)" from the Stardew soundtrack)


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10 months ago
New Album Just Dropped‼️‼️

New album just dropped‼️‼️


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1 year ago
Yeah All Them Valium Pills And Hitting Your Head Will Get You Like That!

Yeah all them Valium pills and hitting your head will get you like that!


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