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with the release of lil pootis s2 and a few people comparing lp medic with emesis blue medic id like to propose the mediverse. like the spiderverse except instead of spiderman its medic being put in various situations with a wide spectrum of outcomes

Simply to exist is to be damned

I Think, Therefore I Am

Engie!!

pals drinking together (hand practice that got out of control)

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The tags wouldn't let me tag all me thoughts and questions on ur lil AU- so uhh- yeah, here we go-

Oh so that's why Spy's tail is barbed- kinda reminds me of Sandwings from wings of fire

His tail also seems to be the longest- is he able to use it like a whip somehow?

Just- wind it back and then swing it forward- go thru some poor dragon's spine or something-

Does Heavy have problems when dealing w/ heat? The mercs got fire but he got ice-

Is he like- more easily damaged by fire?

It also looks like he can use his tail as a club- with all that ice on the end-

Wait- does the ice on his tail grow naturally or does he have to like- breath on it to renew it-

Oh my gosh Demo's wingfins- like- give me so much serotonin for some reason?

The fact you gave him fins instead of actual wings is so cool to me- I'm guessing they help guide him through the water when he swimming

Actually- is demo able to fly at all?

Medic's design is just- chef's kiss-

He looks a little like Archimedes- which I'm guessing was like- the idea

Oh I'm so curious about the merc gear-

I know what's attached to his hip is probably the medipack

But what about the thing on his tail? What secrets does that gear hold

Is there an Archimedes in this universe?

Pyro looks like one of those hairless chihuahuas- I say that in the most affectionate and positive way

Does the fire come out of like- the snoot of his mask?

Does smoke start to come out of his mask before he starts breathing fire?

Scout- the Scoutiest Scout to ever Scout-

He looks like he runs face first into walls a lot-

Lotta crash landings from not paying attention?

What do you keep in the hip bag/pocket thing- what secrets does that bag hold-

The matching blue on him and Spy is just- YEAHHH-

Super cool-

Does the uncontrolled fire have to do with Scout's immaturity or is it just- how his species works-

Sniper reminds me of griffins a bit- cuz of the back paws and front claws

Can he stand on his hind legs to like- shoot and stuff?

Does he make his own arrows?

I know his tail ain't the longest- compared to Spy at least- but for some reason he gives me the vibe of a dragon who can hang upside down by his tail-

Like a bat ig?

Dunno why- he just gives me those vibes-

AND SOLDIER-

RAHHH- the best true-blooded American dragon to ever live-

The red white and blue is just- I love it-

Does his helmet not fit on his head?

And you said he's got super powerful wings and he can go super high and fast-

Does he fly as high as he can and just- launch himself at the ground?

Tucks the wings in and just- slams helmet first?

Engineer- buddy- you've got a lotta weight on your back-

Literally-

So he amputated his own wings?

Betcha that wasn't a fun experience-

But hey- a dragon's gotta do what a dragon's gotta do to be more efficient-

He gives me slight Iron Man vibes-

Mostly cause of the rocket jets-

With how hot Engie's breath is wonder if he's able to like- weld stuff with his breath-

Or maybe those rocket jets in his palms help with welding

Or that thing on his tail- looks like it generates electricity for some reason-

Does dirt get in the rocket jets?

They're on his feet so- does dirt get in the jets when he's walking?

Also- I gotta know- is the purple patterning a reference to how he works directly with the Administrator in the comics?

You [points at you]

You're very cool, I love your TF2 Dragon AU- can you share some fun facts about the AU?

Me 😳

Ok ok ok so

There’s a lot of things about spy that I didn’t mention on the reference post. I was considering making him use a cloaking device like normal but it would be so much cooler if he just had that power, so spy can become invisible by appearing to dissipate into smoke. And, another thing, the reason why he has none of the normal merc gear on his body is because his weapons are his teeth and his tail. It’s not very noticeable, but his tail is sharp and can be used to stab people in the back in place of his knife, because it would be hard to use a butterfly knife with those hands. And his teeth, when he opens his mouth, are long and pointed like a vampire and are very venomous. It’s where he gets the nickname ‘snake’ from :>

Spy also passed his blue tone down to scout, but not his venom. Scout, spy and medic are all bipedal because I feel like spy and medic would rely on their hands a lot and being very precise, while scout is among the smallest and fastest so it would make sense for him to be bipedal. (I’m really wanting to draw scouts ma now I’m thinking of it)

It took me a bit to puzzle out the value of double jumping if every dragon (almost) can fly, so I’ve made it so that scouts double jumps are more of a speed boost. Like, he flaps his wings to get extremely fast for a bit. Scouts legs are also modelled after the dinosaur gallimimus, which has very short calves and thighs but long feet to lend to speed and agility.

It’s obvious, but sniper, soldier and medic are all bird-based. Because how could they not be. Sniper’s back legs are also those of a dingo and his bushman nature would lend to his patterns and colours being mainly for camouflage in the Australian landscape, so red dirt and brown. Dragon sniper uses his bow a lot more than the gun, as it works better while he’s flying. Soldier has very powerful wings that he uses to fly higher and at faster speeds than others. Medic has a very high endurance and often hovers behind others. Also, medic’s ubercharge briefly replaces the torn wing on heavy so that heavy can fly for the duration.

Fire breathers: Scout (sharp, uncontrolled bursts of fire), engineer (extremely hot flame, can produce magma), pyro (alllll the fire. So much fire in very large quantities)

None breathers: Medic (just sharp teeth but no venom), spy (potent venom), demoman (however, demo can breathe underwater) soldier (mouth’s just for yelling) and sniper (fire danger in the bush)

Misc: Heavy (breathes an icy vapour, which can shoot small ice crystals to harm enemies or just freeze them on the spot)

OMG IM SO SORRY MY DEMONS TOOK OVER AND I WROTE A FUCKIN PARAGRAPH